For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi again everyone and welcome to some more laughs from jokes collected over the years. Hope you can get a smile or even a chuckle or two. So grab a cup of coffee or tea and have some fun!
My Job History
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned…couldn’t concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it…mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
Then I tried to be a chef — figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory – I tried but I just didn’t fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I wasn’t up to it.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
So, then I retired…and found out I was perfect for the job!
Well, I hope you found a chuckle or two in there, enjoy the remainder of your day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
© 2020 Steve McLeod.
Good ones and I love the stuffed cheeks.
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Thanks so much! Yep, those little guys can really stuff those cheeks of theirs!
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I just quit my side hustle as an organ harvester. I just couldn’t do it anymore. It was too disheartening.
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Hi Hilary, thanks for joining in!
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YES! I loved this! The chef one was the best!
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Thanks Lydia! Glad you enjoyed these!😂😹
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You’re welcome! I always do.
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😂😹😄😸
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Hahaha 😂 cutting mustards? Yes, I agree. Being retired is the best job 😆
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Hey Jessica! I’m glad you could get a chuckle from these!
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Loved the quotations !…the chipmunks are so sweet !🐿🐿😺😺☕️☕️
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Glad you enjoyed this little bit of humor!
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Love it!
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Glad you could get a chuckle from it Chrissy!
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Very funny, I loved it.
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That’s great Pene! Have a nice evening!
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Good night.
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Very good! 😀
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Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!😃😺
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Haha!! These are all so clever!
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Glad you liked them Michelle!
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😂
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love these!
I got a job writing puns, but I quit because it always put me in a bad humor. 🙂
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Glad you liked them Jim! And thanks for the addition!
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The last one made to the top of my favourite list 😂😂😂 LOL ✨👌 Enjoyed it Steve ✨🤗💐
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So glad you liked it Simon! Always nice to get some laughs now and then. Have a wonderful evening!😂😹😃😺🌙
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Thanks for the laughs Steve!
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Glad you liked them Correne! Have a nice day!
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😂 🤣
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Glad you liked it Eugenia!😂😹
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These are always too funny! Thank you Steve 😊😻
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Glad that you enjoyed them!😁😸
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😊😂🙃
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Glad you enjoyed this Nina! Have a great day!😃😺🌞☕
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