For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi everyone! It me, Muffin, back with more fun for all of you! It really has been a fun time around here lately, my human been doing lots of weird and funny things. He just so nice for doing all these things just to make me laugh and have good time! The other day we playing with my mousey toy, my human like to play with that one best and we have real fun with it. He toss it in air, it drop on floor, almost close enough for me to touch it and he look at me with big smile. I look back at him with kind of tired looking eyes, so then he crawl after mousey and toss it again and look at me again with big smile.
I watch. Then he goes after mousey and toss it again with big smile looking at me. I watch. He do it again and again, each time looking at me with big smile. It so much fun watching him play with mousey, it make him so happy! Finally he toss it once more, it went too high and he try to catch it, hit head on my scratching post, then fall backward and hit back on wood box thing, he do human purring then turn to right and hit head on oak chair. He do more human purring. Wow, such fun we having!
Then one day he making supper, that always good time to get some food so I go watch. He gives me piece of chicken. Not want chicken, want veggies, like the broccoli he going to cook. When will he learn? Sigh. He go to put rice on plate and he say I scare him. I just rub nicely against leg, how that scare him? So he scoop rice onto foot, go splat, all over foot and floor. He just stand there looking. He think it going to jump back on his plate if he look at it long enough? He bend over to clean up mess and hit head on edge of counter. So he stand up quick and put wet cloth on head. Very strange behavior. Now hair wet too. But he purr again.
Then he move back away from counter before bending over and…he step right in my food dish! He look. And purr. And he just gave me fresh food too, now it ruined, have to throw it out. I not going to eat something he step in with dirty foot! He look at me and food dish. I swish tail. He change food. He learning, just take time. Then he try again, put hand on counter for balance and…oh, oh, he forget he spill margarine on counter and hand slip! The look on his face! But he not fall! He look at hand, then wipe on shirt, oh, that bad, now he really purring. Going to be hard getting rid of that stain, not know why he did that. He say it accident. Look deliberate to me. By this time i rolling on floor laughing! I have such nice human, always make me laugh. Oh my, time to say good bye already. I hope you enjoy mewsings today. Have bemeowtiful day everyone!
Muffin (as meowed to her human).
Β©2021 Steve McLeod.
Ya know Muffin… you should video him and post it on your Mewsings!! I’ll bet you could even make money on Youtube with it!! Of course you would need to tell people not try it at home themselves… very dangerous… they could get hurt but not Steve! He’s an old pro!ππ Great post Muffin!! Laughed the whole time!π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
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Thank you, happy you like Mewsings of Muffin! My human never get hurt, well, not much anyway, a little blood sometimes, lumps maybe and purple spots which are quite pretty!πΈ I not know how to video and my human not teach me.πΎ Sigh. Oh well, back to biting feet!πΉπΉπΉ
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Good idea!! Give him a few chomps for me!πππ
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Hey, that not nice!πΎ
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Well I thought that was how showed him how much you appreciate him. I just wanted him to know I appreciate him too!π
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It okay for me only but I let you get away with it this time.πΈ
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Thank youπ π€
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Welcome!πΊ
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I’m getting π confused… I thought I already said Thank you π€ or was Welcome?π€ oh well.. which ever it is your it!ππππ
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Hmm, my human right.π
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About what?π€
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Oh, I mean, um, never mind!πΈ
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Hmmmm… what did he say about me??
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Sorry, I have to stay here and wait for more comments to answer.
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Hmmm alright ππππππ
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Welcome!πΈπΈ
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π€ππ€ okay….
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Muffin, sounds like your human needs alot of care.
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Yep, and patches too!πΈπ€
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Muffin, I think you could consider getting a certificate in First Aid. Might help with things around the house. π π
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That good idea, my human need lots of patching sometimes!π€ Hi Peregrine, nice see you!πΈ
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I had a good laugh listening to the βfunβ you had with your human ! Hope you can teach him to be MORE careful ! βοΈβοΈππΊππβοΈβοΈ
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Yep, he bunches of laughs, so nice human, a little clumsy maybe, but nice!πΉπΉπ€π³
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Hahaha π€£πΉ at least slowly he learnt to change your food if he steps in it πΉπ€£
What a good time you two have togetherπΉπ»
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Yep, we sure do! I especially like watching him play with my mousey!πΉπ³π
Thank you for reading!πΈ
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Poor kitty and poor Steve! πΉ
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You should see it around here some days! Thanks for reading!πΈπΉ
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Cute Muffin and her cool attitude πΈπΊπ»just meowous it is πΈπΊπ»ππΉ
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Meow,meow!=Oh, thank you Saba! So happy you read my Mewsings!πΈπΈπΉπΉπ»π»
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Keep writing Muffin. πΈπΊπ
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Meow,meow.=Yep, I do that, now that my human give me weekly spot!πΊπΈπ»
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So kind of him πΉπΊπΈπ»
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Meow,meow=Yep, it is, didn’t even have to bite feet that much!πΈπΈπΉπΉπ»π»
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Sha’baash MuffinπΊπΈπ»
Okay! Let me explain π
Sha’baash! Is a Urdu word means: goodπ»
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Meow,meow!=Oh, that nice, thank you so much!πΈπ»πΊπ»
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I doubt Steve is intentionally making you laugh Muffin, he’s just too clumsy. π€£
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Meow,meow?=You think so?πΊ It sure look like he do it deliberate.π Could someone be that clumsy?πΉπΈπΉ
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Haha π I think we have to leave that for Steve to answer π
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I refuse to answer.π€π
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π Muffin, I’ll pin Steve to the floor and you brush your tail under his foot until he confess! π
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Ooooh, he really ticklish, that work good!πΉπΉπ²π²
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That last emoji… did Muffin start working? π
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Strangely, she’s sleeping on me and she stretched right then and put her paw on my side. Sent shivers all through me.π I could just feel that tickling starting!π€ͺ
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Somehow I think she knew!π€πΉ
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I told you, we got no need for telephones… we can hear each other’s thoughts πΉ
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I believe it, I believe it!π³
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