For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi everyone! Time for a few more chuckles to share, I forgot to do this last night, sigh. Hope you enjoy them!
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Customer on phone: “We need to order some four-by-twos.”
Lumber clerk: “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”
Customer: “Let me check …” “… Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.”
Clerk: “All right. How long do you need them?”
Customer: “I’d better go check …” “… A long time. We’re gonna build a house.”
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I was in a long line at 7:45 am at the grocery store that opened at 8:00 for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.
He returned and tried to cut in again, but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.
As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, “If you people don’t let me unlock the door, none of you will ever get in to shop.”
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I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn, because I was taking too long to place my order.
“Take the high road,” I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window, I paid for her order along with my own.
The cashier must have told her what I’d done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed “Thank you,” obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food, too.
Lesson: Don’t honk your horn at old people.
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I’ve changed my mind a dozen times. It seems to work better now.
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Have a wonderful evening everyone and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod.
You’re right Steve. You have to smile at life to reduce stress. The jokes are very good. Happy Sunday
Manuel Angel
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So very true Manuel! Thank you and Happy Sunday to you as well!
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You ser welcome
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Those jokes are so true ! I needed a good laugh ! 😀😂😺
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Glad you enjoyed them Sharon!😁😂😹
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Don’t mess with old people! Hahahahaha
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Yep, that’s for sure!😂😹
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😄😄😄❤️ perfect 👌
Very funny 👏👏👏😄 ❤️
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Hi Trisha! Glad you enjoyed them! Have a great day!😄😄😂😂😹😹
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Have a great day also 🙌😊
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Thank you Trisha, it most certainly was!😀😺🌞
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😄😄
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Glad you enjoyed this Chrissy!😂😹
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ha ha ha 😂😅😂LOL… Had a wonderful laugh…🤗🤗 Thank you so much Uncle Steve ✨😍🥰
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So glad you enjoyed it Simon!😂😹😄🤭
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😂
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😂😹🌞
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got a good laugh out of the McDonald’s one 🙂
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Glad you liked it Jim!😁
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👍
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Thanks for these Steve. I needed them
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Laugh because… Why not??
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Glad you enjoyed them Mr. Ohh! But they’re not nearly as good as your tree saga, I’m still laughing and still trying to eat!😂😹
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More coffee on the window??
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All over my carpet!
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Hope it’s brown, If it wasn’t it will be
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Um, it’s a very light brown, unlike coffee.
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Keep reading It will get darker
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You’re going to get me laughing again!
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