Funtastical Smiles!

Posted on July 30, 2021 by

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Hello everyone! It’s time once again for some funnies from my collection of smiles obtained over the years. I hope you enjoy!

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A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions. “Professionally employed?” he asked.

“We’re a military family,” the wife answered.

“Children?”

“Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve,” she answered proudly.

“Animals?”

“Oh, no,” she said earnestly. “They’re very well behaved.”

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So if a cow can’t produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?

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A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.

She rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s wrong with me, Doctor?”

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, “Well, I can tell you one thing…there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight.”

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A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees the light at the end tunnel. A realist sees a freight train. The train driver sees three blockheads standing on the tracks.

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I hope you all have a very enjoyable weekend and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

©2021 Steve McLeod.

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45 Comments on “Funtastical Smiles!”

  9. 😂🤣😂🤣😂LOL, that is awesome, looks like I’m the train driver type 😯🤣😯🤣 and I also found, your funny posts, cover large number of comments ☺️😇

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    • Thanks Simon, glad you enjoyed them!😂😹 Yes, I have noticed that too.🤔 Do you think if I posted my picture more often I would get more laughs from people?🤔🤣🤣

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      • No, 😯 I dont think that would work, maybe my face would attract, if you post a picture of me and ask then what my face says, you will get tons of comments saying “Nothing” 😂😅 Grumpy face 🙄🤔 works? 😂😂 or Muffins face will attract more audience, How about Muffins Memes ? 🤪 sarcastic joke a day 😅😅

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      • Did you just call me “grumpy face?”🤔 Did you?🤨 oh my, you’re getting bad these days!😒 Grumpy face. Here’s my grumpy face!😠🤣🤣

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      • I was calling my face that “Grumpy Face” 🤪🤣😅 how can I call your face like that, your face is kind of, you know? 🤔um, what that word, yeah, romantic? no no, Kind? yes yes Kind face ☺️ 😂😂😂

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      • Being sarcastic again 🙄🤔🤪 so you are saying a spoon is enough to bury me 🧐😾🤣😂🤪😂😂 LOL… I seriously put on some weight, you should reconsider that 🤣🤣

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