For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi everybody! It me again, Muffin! Oh it has been such long time since my last “mewsings”, all the way back in early July! My human and me, we have little discussion about that. He say it not so long ago. I say, look at calendar. So he did. I right. So I sit and look at him with my angry face.😾 Then right after he put bandages on feet he come and apple guises to me, or something like that. Anyway, he say he sorry. So here I am, back again with more fun stuff that my human do just for me to make me laugh and have lots of fun.
My human, he always get wet feet. One day he pick up bowl and turn upside down. Bowl full of water, not sure why he turn upside down. Water go splat all over floor. My human say to me, “look Muffin, I not get water on my feet this time”. I say to him that he not clean up mess yet. He say, “no problem”. He look, but no towel handy so he go get one from bathroom. But he forget water on floor and he step in it with right foot. Ohhhh, he say. I point and laugh. He get towel and come back but forget where water is and step in it with left foot. Now both feet wet! I roll on floor laughing now.
Another day he go to feed birds. He need to open door. He have foot in the way and hit foot with door. That make him bend over and hit head on door. I laughing again. Ha, ha, he say and grab door and open and hit himself right on nose! That too much! Tummy get sore laughing so much! Another day he fill up bird feeder with sunflower seeds, then put shoes on and open door. But for some reason he kick bird feeder that is on floor and it go half way across room, top come off and bird seeds go flying all over. That time he do happy dance, jumping up and down and pulling hair. It so much fun to watch!
Then another day he go to fill bird feeder and I run past him so I can watch from other side, get better view. He pour seeds on floor instead of in feeder! He start doing what he call “his terry call” laugh, very odd name and then he sit on floor but forget that bird seed holder thing is on floor and he sit on it, make it go flat like pancake! He do more “his terry call” laughing and get up, but door part open and he hit head on door knob thingy which make him do human purring and he sit down again. He not do human purring for a long time, it sound so nice!
And then on Friday he step over something on floor and he start doing weird dance, swirling around! You should have seen look on face! It was amazing! His eyes bulging out, his arms flapping in every direction like he trying to fly and then he go crash! Right on top of little table he use by his favorite chair so he have somewhere to put cup of coffee. Wow! Table smash in pieces and my human lie there doing human purring again.
I run over to see if he hurt, but he say standing on top of him not help, so I get off. I not laugh this time, he barely get up. He really need to be more careful. So I tell him no more dancing inside. I also tell him to finish his fall cleaning before he really hurt himself! He strange human sometimes, but he mine, I love him anyway. Well, that all for now. I hope it not be so long before next mewsings. Thank you for reading, you all so very nice, so I say have super nice day and God bless!
Muffin! 😺
©2021 Steve McLeod.
Muffin, we are glad that your human is ok! Good to hear from you, too!
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Yep, he not hurt, just little bit maybe. Thank you for reading!😺😻
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I know that I should not laugh…however, I could not help it…😂😂😂…wonderful stories you shared Muffin ! I’m glad you are back with your Mewsings ! 😻🐿🐿 Loved the pics of the chipmunks !
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Meow,meow!=that what you supposed to do, have good laugh!😹😹 There no harm done, except maybe last one, but just little bit, not bad. Have good night!😻🌙😴
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Apple guises. Hahahahaha!!!! 😊🖐😻😂
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Meow,meow!=Thank you for reading my post today bestest friend human Nina! Give 💖💖💖and big hug to M.C. for me!😻😻🖐😃
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You are the bestest feline 🐈 💛 💗 a human could have!! You take such great care of him and encourage him even on his bad days!! Now if you could get him to stop spilling your water all the time! Oh well..I know you’re training him to be the best him he can be !!
Good job on your post!!! I enjoyed it very much!!😁😁😁
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Meow,meow!=Thank you so very much human Dusty!😺😻 You know what my human do the other day, he give me fresh water and then he stick thumb in water, and he expect me to drink it!🙀 We had discussion.😾 He gave me fresh water. hehehe.😹😹
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Good Job!! Progress can be slow sometimes when you’re teaching! Be patient with him! He’ll get!😉😊😁
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Yep, he very slow learner. Now time for my pre bedtime nap, I so tired. Night night.😸
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Good Night Sweety Kitty!😊😊😁😁
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SNORE!!
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Did you say Muffin snores??? How could you??? Poor Muffin doesn’t snore! You should really be more kind😬😬😬🙄🙄
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Are you kidding? She snores loud! We make a good night time duet!😂😂😹😹
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I don’t think you wanna say that too loud!! In case she’s only lightly napping.😉
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Well, the rain isn’t waking her up so it must be a heavy nap.
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Lucky for you!😂😂🤣🤣
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Yep.
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Oops! that’s a lot of pain 😮 Muffin 😂😂 the way you pass the commentary 😂🤣 LOL. But seriously, your Steve, had to be more more careful, I wonder how Careful isn’t a word in his dictionary 😂🤣
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No more dancing inside! Funny, funny until it hurts 😺 Muffin dear you must really take care of him 😻
Happy Thanksgiving day you two 🍁
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At least my human not hurt himself too much this time, only last one maybe a little bit.🙀😹
Thanks Ribana! Happy Thanksgiving to you also, even if it isn’t out your way!😃😻☕☕
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Muffin, you got your hands full – um, paws full with that human of yours. He needs to let you write more! Happy Thanksgiving! 🤕
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Yep, have to watch him day and night!🙀😹
Thanks Eugenia! Happy Thanksgiving (early) to you also!😃😺☕☕🍁🍂🦃
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I hate to tell you this Muffin but humans are very strange creatures.😹😹😹🙀🙀😹😹😹
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You have to laugh to live but why not Live to Laugh!!
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Yep, me agree!😹😹😹
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Meow Meow 😂🤣😂
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