For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi everyone and Happy Monday to you all! It’s time for another morning of smiles and chuckles for you to enjoy. So, let’s get started…
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A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy who returned it to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, “That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.”
The boy quickly replied, “Yes. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”
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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.
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One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears.
“Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!”
“Well,” the boss said, “that explains one ear, but what about the other?”
“They called back.”
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It’s that time of year when I get to pretend the 5-pound bag of candy I’m buying is for trick-or-treaters.
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Give some people an inch and they think they’re rulers.
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Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time.
“Oh mother,” she cried out upon returning home, “what do you think I saw today?”
“I can’t imagine, dear, what?”
“A lady had twins, and a spare!”
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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.
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Have a chuckling Monday and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
Š2021 Steve McLeod
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So glad that you got some laughs Rossana!đđš
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Love the one about the triplets
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I like that one as well!đđš
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Smack! A hahahahaha! đ¤Łđđšđšđ
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So glad to see you got some laughs today Nina!đđđšđš
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Hahaha, thank you for the chuckles Steve and Muffin! I need to be careful next time I’m ironing đ
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I’m glad you enjoyed some chuckles Ribana! Have a great day!đđš
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The twenty one dollar bills cracked me up the most.
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That kid was really thinking!đđš
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Too many laughs! I can remember those days of trying any gimmick known to man when the TV reception went south . . . again!
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Guess I missed that sort of thing! Sounds like it must have been a fun time.đđš
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What an array of chuckles today…the bird ones crack me up ! đđđ
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Glad you get some laughs from them! Enjoy your day!đđšââ
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The last one’s the best. I feel there’s a lot of people out there we should be doing that with. LOL especially if they call themselves congressman.
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I agree with you on this one Buddy! But I’m not sure it would work.đđš
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Abit delayed but well worth it
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Sometimes You just gotta laugh
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I’m glad it was worth checking on the chuckles!đđš
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I always check the Grover Grackle Chucles đđ¤Łđ
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I think that might have been Grover’s cousin Carver today. I’m not sure though, they are hard to tell apart when they’re smiling like that.đ¤đ
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Yes they have such a lovely Smile đ¤Łđđ¤Ł
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It’s hard to beat!đ
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Hahaha
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Hey! Good idea!đĄI knead the dough also!!đđđđ
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Glad you liked it Dusty! But how did you read the new post and comment on an old one?đ¤đ¤
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I’m not suređ¤đ¤đđđ¤Şđ¤Ş
You know me!! Sometimes I do things I shouldn’t or shouldn’t be able to!!đ¤đ¤đ¤
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Oh well, you commented, that’s the main thing! I had an interesting shopping trip again this morning, it’s in my Monday Musings. Another good laugh.đđš
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I’ll go read it now… I started but got interrupted by work!! How dare they do that!!đ¤¨đ¤¨đ¤đ¤đ¤đ¤đ¤
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Had a visit with the boss today about where I’m going to be working from..đđđ
He had a couple of ideas đĄthat may allow me to keep my job and still be able to move. So we’ll see what happens.
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Hey, that sounds soundable! I’m glad you were able to sound it out with him with which sounds like a resounding success! Sorry, I’m in one of those moods today!đ¤Şđ¤Şđ¤Żđ¤Żđđđđ
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No problem here! I’m glad that he wanted to finally talk about it.. It might still come down to me quiting, but at least he’s open to exploring other options.. time will tell..đ
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It shows he doesn’t really want to lose you!
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Yeah it does.. I appreciate that.. it all comes down to upper management I guess. We’ll see!! Perhaps something will work out eventually..đđ
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Yes, that would really be nice if it did.
Well, on to the next chapter to find out if Rock and Annelie are dead or just badly hurt.đŹ
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Yep, then I could actually buy a place and put some roots down.
Yes!! I am looking forward to today’s chapter!! He better be okay!!đ¤¨
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Oh, Rock is fine, just fine.đđ
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Yeah, o know that now… but poor Annelieđđ
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Things happen sometimes, no matter how well prepared our little crew is. But we will get Alex and the rest of them for this!
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Good! I like that spirit!!đđđđ
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Yes indeed! We won’t let them get away with killing our crew members!đ¤¨đžđžđ
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Yeah!!đ¤¨đ¤¨
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We’ll make them wish they didn’t do that once we get Alex and start putting pressure on these other people.đ¤¨đ¤¨
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Can we tie them to a chair with hand grenades??đđđđđ¤đ¤
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We’ll just let Kat and Jennifer handle…oops, I mean Kat, handle those guys while I watch.đ¤¨đ
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Oh boy I can’t hardly wait….đđđđđđđ
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I just hope I can get back there in time to hold Kat back, she can be as dangerous as Rock. Jennifer could too, but…
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Well, like you said before… they are all very well trained and have excellant restraint..đđđ¤đ¤đ¤
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Kat does quite well, Jennifer was a bit more, um, wild at times.đłđđ
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I can see that in her!!đ¤đ¤ for sure, but she tries very hard to not get to worked up over things!đ¤đ¤đđđđđđ
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Very true, very true. It’s going to be hard for Kat to keep cool after learning about Annelie and she’s going to flip when she learns about, about…đłđł
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Oh… becareful!! That was close!!đŹđŹđłđł
Don’t want to give away tomorrow’s chapter!!đŹđŹ
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Tomorrow’s chapter? Oh, right, still not sure which episode to continue with, the Rock/Annelie or the Jennifer/Steve?
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That’s a tough one… if you were to ask me..đđ which you aren’t so it doesn’t matter what I think..đđ I would stay with Annelie and Rock . Too much jumping around otherwise..đđđ
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But then we don’t find out what happened to Jennifer and me when we went into that room. But you could be right, hard for people to stay with the story. But then, that’s the idea, confuse em.đ¤đ
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It’s working quite well for me!!đđđ¤Şđ¤Ş just sayin!đ¤đ¤đ¤
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So you don’t want to find out what happened to Jennifer and me?đ¤đł
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Yeah, maybe you could squeeze both things into one chapter?đ¤
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Not a chance, too much going on for that.
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Then finish with Annelie and Rock..đđ that’s more of a cliff hanger right now!!
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I knew it! You don’t care what happens to Jennifer and me even though we get, well, one of us gets, um, something not nice happen to that one who gets it. Or something.đŹđ
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Yeah, but that way you can end the chapter wit that!!đđ
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Not ending, that’s the opening. Too bad no one knows where we are.
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That is interesting đ¤ are you buried under debris?đđđ¤đ¤
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Are you trying to confuse me?đ¤đ¤Ż
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See??? Now you know how I feel!!đđ
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You should try sleeping on it.đđđđđ
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I do everynight!!đđ
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Good Morning Sleepy đ´ 𼹠are you up and going strong?đđ
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I have been up since 6, only got about 5 hours sleep, if that, so I’m kinda tired,𼹠but going weak!đđ
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Keep pushing ahead… tonight could be a great night sleep! Just have to get there.đđđđ
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My thoughts too!đĽąđ´
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Yep… other than tired how are you today?
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Fantaburiffic! How about you?
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Not quite that good!đđ
But getting along!đđđđđ
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hehe!đ Time to break for lunch, then back for another look at our PI team! Talk later!đ
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Alrighty!đđđđ
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I’m back, you still awake?đ¤
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I am, your message was delayed until right now though.
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I have been waiting for you, was just about to give up but decided to check once more. Nice you’re still around.
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Me also!! Sorry, I was checking but nothing had come in. Oh well.. both here now.
So, what was for supper?đđđ
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Um, supper, right, well, uh, it’s like this, um…it was a beautiful day today.đ
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I see… well um huh, gee well ah sounds delicious đ hard to live on sunshine and blues skies don’t ya think??đđđ
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Well, it’s like this, after writing today’s chapter it was so nice out that I got an energy burst and I decided it was a good time to put on the extra “arm” to the feeder pole so I could hang another feeder out there, so I did that. Then I put up a hanger thingy so I could hang another suet feeder out because one is just not enough. By then it was 4:30 and time to stick around to talk with Chester. He came so close today. But, a red-breasted nuthatch landed on my hand anyway which was fantastic! Then I cleaned up all by stuff and brought in the feeders. Then I had to wash dishes because I was too sore last night and there was lots of dishes. And by the time I finished my energy burst was bust and I had no energy for making supper.đłđđ
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Now that sounds like me the past few days!! I am happy that you were able to get your suet hanger up! Those little birds will really appreciate it and maybe you’ll get a few nice pics of them?đđ
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Yes, hopefully I can get more pics. I should have been out there today, it was 34 so nice to be outside and not need gloves. But I never got one picture. A little discouraged today I think.đ¤
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It happens… you’ll bounce back again… a good night’s sleep (what ever that is for you) and you’ll up and back at it again..đđđ
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Yeah, I do need some sleep for sure, that will help, it’s actually been a few nights now.đđ´
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You!!𤨠Just to sore to sleep or were you working on a project?
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Just sitting too much again I think, messes up my back and by this time of day the pain level is sky high and I can’t get comfortable lying down.đŹ
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I know it’s hard to keep moving around during the day.. just need to do your best..
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Yeah, it’s hard to get myself in the habit of getting up every hour to do something else, especially now that winter is here.
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Yep!! Just need to tell yourself it’s okay and just go do it set a number of steps to walk or time frame and get it done.
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I think I might have to make a schedule for myself, that usually helps me until I get into a new habit of doing things. I have several exercises and stretches I am supposed to be doing each day and they don’t have to be done all at once, so I can split them up a bit, plus the enjoyables of housecleaning, etc. My doctor said even just standing up for a while watching the birds is good.
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Yep, that it is!! What about lying down for 5 or 10 minutes? Does that help?đ¤
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Yes, that helps too and is something else I haven’t been doing much of lately.
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There’s another one to work in to your schedule.
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Yep, that’s a good idea..đ
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Well, guess it’s that time again.
Good night Dusty!đđđ´
Hope you sleep well.đ´
Talk again tomorrow!đ
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Yeah, it is that time and I’ve got an appointment at 9 to pickup the CPAP and get instructions on. How to use it. But I’ll be working from home after that so let me if you have some free time and want to chat.đđđ
Get some sleep tonight!đ as much as you’re able to!
Happy Dreams!!đ´đ´
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You’re doing it, good for you! Hope it helps you out!đ
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Yeah, me too..đŹđŹ
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