Hi everyone! It me, Muffin!😸 I finally back once more with more fun stories to share with you. My human been real busy doing fun stuff lately. Christmas coming so it baking time! I love when my human bakes, usually lots good stuff end up on floor for me to eat. So one day he decide to bake and I come to watch. He pour some dark liquidy stuff on spoon and I rub against his leg. Wow, you should see him jump and sploop! Whole bunch liquidy stuff go in bowl and liquidy stuff on spoon he spill on clean shirt. Not know why he put on clean shirt when he going to bake.
He should know by now he going to spill something. He call it ‘accident prone’, whatever that mean. I guess it mean he going to make big mess, cause that what he always do. Like one time he going to break eggs to put in big bowl of goop and I watch. Sometimes he drop eggs on floor, they really good. I rub against legs while he crack open egg. For some reason he squish egg into pieces in his hands, then he do human purring again, which he call groaning. Then he have to scoop out egg shells pieces from big bowl of goop.
Anyway, back to first bowl of goop. He making blueberry cupcakes, they so good. One of his little paper hats that he put upside down in cupcake pan to hold goop go flying onto floor. He bend down to pick it up and hit head on corner of stove. Oh, he really go dancing around floor, holding head and groaning after he do that one. He also drop spoon of goop on floor and then he step in it which make him groan even more. I just love that human purring! And he does it so much for me too. He so nice. He move table to new spot now and he wear slippers to protect feet in case he kick table leg.
Well, he not have slippers on one day and wham! He kick table leg real hard. He jump around on one leg, which not good idea for him any time. And he hold foot that he kick. Not sure why he hold foot, that not going to make it better. Amazing though, he not fall, which is good thing, he have bunch of insulator thingies on floor, he might have hurt himself. Later he show me toe, it all nice purple color, look pretty. He should kick all toes so they match in that pretty purple color. He not think it good idea. Very strange human. Oh well, guess that all for now, have nice day everyone! Time for my nap!
Muffin.😻 (as meowed to her human)
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