For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Good morning everyone! We have a few more funnies for you to enjoy today, so sit back, relax and chuckle a while!
Murphy’s Technology Laws:
Murphy’s Technology Law #1: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
Murphy’s Technology Law #2: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Murphy’s Technology Law #3: Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
Murphy’s Technology Law #4: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Murphy’s Technology Law #5: An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Murphy’s Technology Law #6: Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he’ll have to touch to be sure.
Murphy’s Technology Law #7: All great discoveries are made by mistake.
Murphy’s Technology Law #8: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
Murphy’s Technology Law #9: All’s well that endsβ¦ period.
I hope you enjoyed these, more to come another day! Have a great day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
Β©2022 Steve McLeod.
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Glad you enjoyed them Sheree!ππΉ
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So true! ππΉ
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So glad you liked them Rossana!ππΉ
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Oh Muffin! You have tasted the life as it is and the philosophy juice you shared with us, is worth it. Awesome β¨ππ I loved it reading and laughing π
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So very glad you enjoyed this Simon!ππΉ
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On #5, I thought expert meant, Ex = has been and spurt = a drip under pressure.
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Oh, that’s good! Thanks for reading!ππΉ
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Another definition of “ex-spirt” that I saw was, “a drip that dried up.” π
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Oh, that’s a good one too!ππΉ
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Great β lawsβ which are so true ! Of course I love the bird and his saying ! ππππΊ
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Happy that they bring a smile and a chuckle!ππΉ
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#6 yep!!
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Most definitely!ππΉ
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These remind me of the definition of an Expert Ex means nothing and a spert is just a little pft. Therefore an expert is “nothing but a little pft”
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Keep laughing, Rain Snow or Shine
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That seems to be a popular definition!ππΉ
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I have found it to be true at my job many times ππΉπ
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And here I thought you were the boss.π³π€ππΉ
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I am in my mind π€£ππ€£
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