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Fun With Grover. #16
Good Monday morning everyone! I hope you are ready for more fun and humor from our fun loving bird, Grover! He has picked out more fun funnies for us today so here we go…
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MURPHY’S LAWS FOR PARENTS
1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week.
2. Leakproof anything will.
3. The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
4. The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the argument over whose day it is to take out the trash ends.
5. The shirt your child must wear today will be the only one that needs to be washed or mended.
6. Gym clothes left at school in lockers mildew at a faster rate than other clothing.
7. The item your child lost – and must have for school within the next ten seconds – will be found in the last place you look.
8. Sick children recover miraculously when the pediatrician enters the treatment room.
9. Refrigerated items, used daily, will gravitate toward the back of the refrigerator.
10. Your chances of being seen by someone you know dramatically increase if you drive your child to school in your robe and curlers.
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When you’re young and drop something, you pick it up. When you’re older and drop something, you stare at it for a bit contemplating if you need it anymore.
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A mother texting to her son, “John, just found out Aunt Elsie died. LOL”
Son: “Why are you saying LOL?”
Mom: “I am adding Lot’s Of Love.”
Son: “Mom, that means Laughing Out Loud!”
Mom: “Gotta go, I have some urgent calls to make…”
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I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
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It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.
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Well, that is all for today everyone, have a great Monday and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
ÂĐ2022 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
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Grover comes up with some goodies now and then.ððđ
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Always funny ð Thanks Steve for a good laugh ððĪĢ
I think I’m getting old because if I drop something, i stare at it for quite a bit contemplating if I still need it ððĪĢ
Hope you two are ok and you’re feeling better! Have a lovely week ahead! ðŧð
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So happy that you enjoyed them Ribana!ð
Yep, that one is me all over!ððđ Muffin and I are doing okay, she’s more okay than me however, but that’s good!ðš I hope you have an enjoyable week Ribana!ððŧ
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So funny! ððđ
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Glad you got some laughs from them Rossana!ððđ
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Grover is still my favourite ! ðððâïļâïļðŧðâïļâïļ
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I’ll let him know!ððđ
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When I drop my peanut butter and jelly sandwich I stare at it until the dog comes and picks it up and I don’t have to worry about it. Hardwood floors are nice for stuff like that. It’s funny that you and I have the same black belt instr…
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Muffin always comes to check it out if food is involved, and she knows the difference in sounds too! Have a nice ev…ððđ
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Uh-oh! I was not done with my coffee when I read about dropping things and LOL! Now all my blog reading looks like Herb Thiel’s used to look! But now I notice he cleaned all the coffee off his blogs, so now I need him to come and get it off my computer again. ð
https://blog.herbthiel.com/
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Herb did like to keep those old coffee stains around! You should never drink coffee, or anything else, while using your computer. It can be dangerous. For the computer. But who follows that rule?ðĪððđ
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LOL ðĪĢð can also be called lots of love ðĪŠI’m a bit late reading this amazing fun filled post. Enjoyed all of it ððâïļ
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So glad you liked that post Simon! Keep laughing!ððđð
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