Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles. #16

Hello everyone and welcome back to Monday Smiles where hopefully you can see something to make you smile! Maybe even laugh a little. Anyway, I do hope you can get some enjoyment from today’s selections.

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The person who has too much money for his own good easily finds friends to share his misfortune.

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Money has wings and most of us see only the tail feathers!

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A pessimist never worries about tomorrow. He already knows everything is going to turn out wrong.

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A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. “You see,” he explained, “my wife’s expecting.”

“Oh…” said the Officer, “I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck.”

The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: “My wife’s expecting.”

The Officer looked surprised. “Still expecting?” he said, “Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the weekend off.”

When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the Officer lost his temper. “Don’t tell me your wife is still expecting!” he bellowed.

“Yes sir!” said the soldier resolutely, “She’s still expecting.”

“What on earth is she expecting?” cried the Officer.

“Me,” said the soldier simply.

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I was walking past a farm and a sign said “Duck, eggs!” I thought, “That’s an unnecessary comma.” And then it hit me.

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Well, I hope you enjoyed yourself this morning, have a great day and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

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