For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi out there to all of you wherever you are!πΈ I glad you come back to read my funnies! Today I have another one of those automatic email replies that humans sometimes get. I not know why, but it happen sometimes. My human tell me. Not sure if this real, but funny anyway…
“You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you would not have received anything at all.”
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This old fisherman would go out in his boat every morning and come back about an hour later with a cooler filled with fish. The game warden got suspicious as to how the old guy always caught so many fish in such a short time. So he invited himself fishing with the old guy.
They went to the middle of the lake, the old guy pulls out a stick of dynamite and throws it overboard. Boom! Fish start floating to the surface and the old guy starts scooping them up in his net.
The game warden says, “You cannot do that. It is illegal.”
The old guy quietly lights another stick of dynamite, hands it to the game warden and says, “You gonna talk or are you gonna fish?”
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It Monday, so that why you get bonus extra funny today.πΉ Hope you all have very nicest day!
Muffin.π»
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Me glad you enjoy funnies today!πΉπΈ
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Me happy you like today’s funnies!πΉπΈ
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Muffin, I was soo tempted to write my Out of Office Automatic reply as 404 – Employee not Found π .
Thanks for the dose of fun, hope you two are doing well, sending good vibes ππ½
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hehehe!πΉπΉ Me like that one! I so glad you like my funnies today human Katherine! We doing fine, my human kick toe, dance around room, fall in box, knock plant over! It fun day here!πΉπΈπ Hope you have very nicest day!π»
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Hihi, Muffin, my owner renovated our home and they made noises all day, I couldn’t get a nap until late in the evening. Snap, chop, bam π₯ and they would always rush me from a room to another, I wouldn’t have entered that paint bucket either way.
Rough day here, let’s hope today gets better πΈπΊβ
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Hi Fifi! Oh my, that not sound like much fun at all, I would not like that. I like things to stay normal, otherwise I get stressed easy. My human say we moving soon. Not sure what he means, but I think it means I will be stressed for a while. Hope you have very nice day today so you can have more naps. Happy International Cat Day Fifi!π»πΈπππββ¬
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πππ Muffin , you are priceless ! π»βοΈ
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Me happy you like my funnies today human Sharon!πΉπ»
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