For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi, hi to all of you!πΈ It sure getting hard to move around in here now, even for me. Not sure how my human does it. Course he does trip, fall, hit head, do human purring (which he still call groaning), and do all sorts of funny things. Yesterday he drop scissors on foot, twice! Then he drop book on same foot. Then he kick toes on that same foot, twice!πΉ
Maybe he not like that foot, or something. Very strange anyway. He still walk around with blank look on face though, so I know everything okay.πΈ Though sometimes he make lots of funny faces, not sure why, always happen when he hurt himself. Guess making funny face helps him feel better, or something. Oh well, now for today’s funny…
I choked on a carrot today and all I could think of was, βI bet a donut would not have made me choke like this.β “
Sign in store window; If it is in stock, we have it!”
“Sign at beach; Warning! No swimming if you cannot swim!”
Well, that it for today everyone, I hope you all have nicest day!
Muffin.π»
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Purringlicious dose of fun, Muffin! You may not choke on a doughnut but it will choke all your good cholesterol π
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hehe!πΉ But they taste so good though! We not have them anymore though, my human not able to eat them now. Sigh.πΈπ»
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That’s the trick here. My owner has high cholesterol and these days she’s been eating a lot of sweets and this isn’t good for her. Time to go on a diet πΉπΎ.
How is the moving coming along? Will you guys be able to move definitively this weekend? β
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Yep, we move and it very scary time for me. My poor human get hurt real bad when he fall off small ladder thing. He hurt back, arm, leg, get big bruises all over. Now he can barely walk around. But he slowly getting better, he says, I not so sure though.πΈ
Oh, my human not supposed to eat sweet things too, he say it real hard sometimes though.πΉ
Muffin is right, it was quite a move, very mixed up, lots of damaged items, but we made it to our new home and I am glad we are here finally. I did hurt myself badly, so the unpacking will be very slow unfortunately.
I hope you are having some wonderful days Katherine!ππ»ββπ
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Your human is no doubt becoming concerned as moving date edges closer
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Yep, that what I think too. And tomorrow is big day for us! I a little scared though.π
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Good luck!
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Me glad to give you chuckles again today!πΉπ»
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It surprises me that you have written any funnies during this hectic time of moving ! π …enjoyed the funnies ! πππ π»βοΈ
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My human need little time to relax he says, so this helps a bit I guess.πΉ Tomorrow is big day!π»π
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I love your funnies, Muffin, and be kind to your human when he hurts himself. Moving is stressful and tiring. Good luck on the big day. π
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Yep, it was scary day! People, talking, strange noises, being in my cage so long and my human getting hurt badly too!ππ¬π¦π¦
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Oh, no, Muffin! I hope your human is okay!
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He do lots of human purring lately, which he call groaning and he have trouble walking around, but he getting better, sort of.πΈπ
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Hmm, did you say donuts? I better keep moving away quickly from that section of the grocery store. However, one would taste yummy with some coffee.
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Yep, donuts are yummy, but without coffee for me, but my human likes them with coffee!πΈβπ©
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