For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi, hi to everyone!πΊ It Monday morning again and you know what that mean! It mean I back with more fun for you to enjoy today! Always start week with fun and chuckles, that what I always say. My human do things different than me though. Yesterday, which is first day of week, he start by dropping rock on toe. Then he have sore toe. Then in afternoon he throw icy cube onto sore toe! If I have sore toe, I not want to do that, but he sure enjoy it, he jump around all over kitchen. He very strange sometimes. Now, here is funny for today…
“I cannot believe I did not go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row.”
“87% of gym members do not know it is closed today.”
“Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.”
That all for today everyone, I hope you all have very nice Monday today!
Muffin.π»
Β©2023 Muffin McLeod.
Good ones today Muffin
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Oh, me happy you like them human Sheree!πΉπ»
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Lol. The last one definitely needs to be on a t-shirt or sign. π
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Me so happy you like them human Sharon! Yep, that a good one!πΉπ»
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Oh, me so happy you getting good laughs from these today human Rossana!πΉπ»
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HA HA Muffin π€£ππ
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Me happy you get laughs from these today human Mr. Ohh!πΉπΊ
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I’m happy to give them π€£ππ
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Good ones, Muffin, and I love the last one. Thank you for the laugh. πΉ
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Me so very happy you get laughs today human Eugenia!πΉπΊ Say meow to Callie for me!π½ππ
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Callie thanks you for the meow. πΈ
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In a span of 11 years 115 people were killed in weightlifting accident. In that same period only 1 person died eating a donut. We need to make good choices.
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Oh, that good to know! But if eat too many donuts, that mean more weightlifting too!πΉ
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Hehe, funny as always, Muffin! I believe your owner should start wearing slippers, that will help. π±π
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Hehe!πΉ Yep, he usually wear slippers, cept in the warm weather. But I think he start again soon! Me happy you like today again! Have nicest day to you and Fifi too!πΊππ
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OMG, slippers are to be worn especially in the warm weather, the fuzzy ones are great.
Thank you! βππ
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That what I try to tell my human, but he not listen to me! One day he learn.πΊππ
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Hihi Muffin π§πΉ
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Hi to my favorite reader in whole wide Romania!πΊππ
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Aww, Muffin, why you make me blush. πΊπ
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Hehe!πΉ We cats different. I don’t think we blush. My human blush when I bite his feet though. hehe!πΉπΊ
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Blush and yell, muffin it’s a combo ππΊ
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Yep, that what it is!πΉ
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All very good, but that last one really got me laughing !! Well done Muffin ! πΉ
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Me glad you get laughs from that one!πΉπΊππ
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