For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi to all of you today! I back once more with more fun funnies for you to enjoy! Still not find other notebook, but I keep looking. My human help too. He look while I test sharpened claws on bottom of his feet. Oh, that sure make him move fast! Except he hit head and then he slow down again. Sigh. Okay, here is funny for today…
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “And just where am I going to find 5 people without any problems???”
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“Dad,” said Little Johnny, “I’m late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?”
The father said irately, “Son, it just wouldn’t be right.”
“That’s okay,” replied Little Johnny, “but you could at least give it a try, couldn’t you?”
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That all for today everyone, have very nice day!
Muffin.
Β©2023 Muffin McLeod.
Two good ones today Muffin
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Oh, me thank you human Sheree! Me happy that you enjoyed them!πΉπΊππ
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So Funny Muffin. I just sharted these with my kids π€£ππ
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Oh, that good thing to do!πΊ
Thank you, glad you like them!πΉππ
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Beats me, Muffin. It’s hard to find even one person without any problem πΉ
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Yep, I agree, human people have lots problems, we cat people are different. We have problem, take nap, all gone.πΉπ»ππ
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Me very happy you getting lots more chuckles today human Rossana!πΉπΊππ
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Oops, sorry, this one in spam place.π I happy you get laughs from this one!πΉπΊππ
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