For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi, hi to all of you!πΊ Here I am, back with todays funny for you to enjoy. I was told I should have some dog funnies too, so today it for the dogs. I mean, with the dogs. Well, it have dogs in the funnies anyway. There not many dog funnies in notebook, maybe dogs not like to laugh. That very strange. They like to bark, maybe that there way to laugh. I not know since I not understand “bark”. But I like dogs, even big ones. But not big wolf dogs, they scary,π like one my human going to talk about. Oops, I not supposed to tell.π Oh well, here is funny…
“Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?”
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If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
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More dog funnies tomorrow! Have nice day!
Muffin. π»
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You make a good point with your first funny, Muffin. Poor doggies must feel left out but kitty names for cars represent sleekness and power. Perhaps, that is the reason why. πΈβοΈβοΈπ
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Oh, maybe you right human Eugenia! Dogs not have right kinda names, and they not pretty like us cats too!πΉβοΈβοΈ
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You’re right, Muffin. Cats are prettier than doggies. π½
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Me sure think so!π»
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Most welcome, Muffin.π½
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The second is very philosophical, it reminded me of the one about the tree falling in the forest…ππ²
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Yep, that was my thought too! Well, maybe my human’s thought anyway. Happy you like it though!πΉπΉβοΈβοΈ
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Hey, what about RoverβοΈ And how about Romeo, Princess (a poodle?), Volt (they even made a movie about him!), Ulysses (a great dane), Shogun (a shiatsu) or Ranger (a beagle)? “Kitty, yu need to get out mor.”π
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Can’t fool me, those not names of dogs, those names for dogs, like my name is Muffin, so I still right, no cars named for dogs, only cats! hehehe!πΉπΉβοΈβοΈ
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Hmm, have to talk to the GM people and see if they can’t name one Malamute or a truck called Bulldog? Maybe get Toyota or Hyundai to name one Shar-Pei, but it would have to be an ugly car! Maybe Spitz? Nice Japanese dog, but of course, not such a nice word in English. Or maybe KaiKen or Jindo? Sounds as reasonable as “Camry,” whatever a camry is???π
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Hehe! Me not know what a camry is either, not even my human know. He say maybe it weird jungle animal, like a camel crossed with canary!πΉπΉ Thank you Someone for comment!πΊ
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