Steve`s Country
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Muffin’s Daily Fun! #126
Hi to all of you!😺 Today Monday again and I late again. My human and me have “discussion” about being late. He scream a lot, it very embarrassing, neighbors might hear.🙀 Back of his legs kinda tender but I tell him we change that quick like.😼 He run away and hide under bed. Very strange. But here are some funnies for today…
“I am old enough to remember with great clarity things that did not even happen!”
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“A guy walked into a bookstore and asked where the Self-help section was. The clerk replied, “Don’t you think that would defeat the purpose?”
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“For exercise I prefer sit-ups to jumping jacks, at least I get to lie down after each one.”
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The phone rang about 2am and the man answered.
The voice on the phone asked: Is this 684 eleven eleven?
The man replied: No, this is 684 one one one one.
Voice on the phone: Oh, I am sorry to have bothered you.
The man: It is quite alright, I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.
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Daughter: Alexa, play Let It Go.
Dad: When I was your age, I had to call a radio station, wait on hold for 30 minutes to request a song, then sit by my boom box for an hour for my song to play with a blank cassette tape so I could record it.
Daughter, looking puzzled: I did not understand a word you said.
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Hehe!😹 That all for today, have very nice Monday to all of you!
Muffin.😻
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Me thanking you so much human Sheree! Have nice evening time!😺❄️❄️
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Muffin, these are good ones. It takes quite a versatile mind to remember details that haven’t happened. Perhaps if I keep reading these posts, will be so blessed.
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Me thank you human Richard!😺 My human remember things that not happen, he keep telling me about people send message on wires, he call it telegraph, it so funny!😹😹
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Me happy you getting laughs from today funnies human Rossana!😹😺❄️❄️
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I understood what dad said! I must be old.
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Hehe!😹 My human understood too, it strange language to me though!🙀😹❄️❄️
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Very fun 🤣😎🙃
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Me thanking you human Mr. Ohh!😹😺
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Isn’t it the cat that usually hides under the bed ? 🤔😂 Thanks for chuckles Muffin ! Wishing you and Steve a nice Thursday.
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Yep, that true, but only in thunderstorms!🙀
We thank you, it was very nice day!😻😊☕☕
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