For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Happy Monday to everyone!πΊ Did you have nice weekend time? We have nice time here, lots of sleep time, except at night, then it time to play. But for some reason my human say night time is for sleeping, day time is for playing. I say no, night time for playing, day time for sleeping. So, then we have discussion. My human agree with me now. He also need to buy more bandages! hehehe!πΉπΉ Okay, here is Monday funny time…
The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10.”
The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM.”
The old lady wanted to know why. The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line of customers behind you.”
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned over, and respectfully told her, “You have $300,000 in your account and the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?”
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $3000.
“Well, please let me have $3000 now.” The teller then handed it very friendly and respectfully to her. The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account.
The moral of this tale: Don’t be difficult with old people, they’ve spent a lifetime learning the skills.
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Money does not go as far as it used to. But it does go FASTER.
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My landlord texted me saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is. I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”
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That all for today everyone, have very nice Monday!
Muffin.π»
Β©2023 Muffin McLeod.
Happy Monday Steve’s country. Looking forward to hear winter stories
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Hi Lakmidee! Nice to hear from you again. Winter is certainly here again and I will be sharing more about it. Have a great day!ππΊβββοΈβοΈ
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Great day to you, too.
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Thank you!
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π lol nice collections and very fresh to read when you βοΈ write. Have a good day uncle Steve π₯°
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Me happy you enjoy funnies today human Simon!πΉπ»
Thanks Simon, it was a nice day, and busy. Have a great day!ππ»ββ
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You are welcome Muffin π
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Love the one about old folks! Good selection today Muffin
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Me so happy you like them today! My human like that one too, he get good laugh!πΉπΉ Have very nicest day!πΊ
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Thanks and you have a great day too Muffin
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Thanking you!πΊ
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I love the one about the old folks. Good job, Muffin. πΊππββ
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Me happy you like that one human Eugenia, my human laugh at that one too!πΉ Have very nice day!π»Purrs to Callie!
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Callie purrs back. π½
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You’re a funny kitten!πΉKitten πππ
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Me thanking you human Dusty person!πΉ Have nicest evening!πΊ
Hi Dusty! How’s things down there in the sub tropics?π€π
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Warming up!π it’s above sub freezing π₯Ά π¬ π
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It is 38 here right now, going up to 43 tomorrow, not much snow left here.π
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That’s a great thing!ππ But there’s still more snow and cold to come… better get out and enjoy it while you can.π
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Yep, cold air will be moving back in next week. And it’s going to be cold too. Can’t go out tomorrow though until they bring in my new fridge, hopefully that will be early.π€
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Ooooo…. a new fridgilator!π² Wow! Fresh food for Muffin!ππΉ
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Yep, she likes that cold room, especially in hot weather, and all the chicken she finds in there!ππΉ
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Good Night π΄ π₯± π π β¨οΈ
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Good night!
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Me happy that you get laughs today human Rossana!πΉ Have very nice day!πΊ
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Don’t mess with us old folks!π
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That’s what I say too!πΉπ
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All so true π. Thanks for the funnies Muffin. π
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Me happy you liked funnies today!πΉ Have very nice day!πΊ
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Great ones Muffin But I preffer “Don’t mess with old people, Life imprisonment is no longer a deturent π€£ππ
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Me thanking you human Mr. Ohh! My human like that one lots too!πΉπ
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