Muffin’s Daily Fun! #139

Hi, hi!😺 Happy Monday everyone! It me, Muffin. But you prolobobbly knew it was me anyway. Human speak have really weird words sometimes. Cat speak is much easier, we not have so many different words, but it very hard to teach humans how to understand cat speak. I have been trying to teach my human for years, but he still not understand. I want hugs, he give me food. I want window open, he say it time to cuddle. I want food, he say good idea, time for bed.🙀 Sigh. Anyway, he is funny for today…

Researchers have recently discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had quite a few interesting relatives: A brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopen Gogh

A magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh

The aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh

The brother who bleached his clothes: Hue Gogh

A very obnoxious brother: Please Gogh

A sister with a small bladder: Gotta Gogh

A cousin that moved to Illinois: Chica Gogh

A niece that moved to Mexico: Ami Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh

The bouncy nephew: Po Gogh

A birdwatching uncle: Flamin Gogh

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Don’t irritate old people. The older we get, the less “Life in prison” is a deterrent.

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Talk is cheap. That’s why so many people do so much of it.

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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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That all for today, I be back again tomorrow with more for you to enjoy! Have very nice day to you!

Muffin.😻

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