Steve`s Country
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Muffin’s Daily Fun! Steve’s Edition.
Good morning everyone!😊😺 Muffin was feeling a bit tired this morning, so she asked me to write her funnies post today. Um, she also mentioned that if I my funnies are not good, then I will not like how the day will end. I am not sure what she meant by that, but it did not sound so good.😬 So, please laugh, it might help protect my feet from disaster. Anyway, there is a turkey company that does a turkey help line for people every year and below are some TRUE examples of the calls they get. So, here we go…
One distraught woman called and said while she was preparing the turkey, her Chihuahua crawled into the cavity of the bird and could not get out. She tried pulling the dog, then shaking the turkey (poor Fido), but nothing worked. She was told to carefully cut the opening larger and it worked, a somewhat dizzy Fido managed to get out.
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Another young lady called and asked how to thaw a fresh turkey. She was told they do not need to be thawed because fresh turkeys are not frozen.
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Another woman called and asked how long it would take to cook her turkey. She was asked how much the bird weighed and she answered she did not know since the turkey was still running around outside.
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A restaurant owner called and asked how to roast a turkey for a group of vegetarians that were coming for Thanksgiving dinner.
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A woman went to extremes to clean her turkey, she decided to wash it with bleach. She then called to ask how to wash off the bleach. She was dismayed when advised she should dispose of the turkey.
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A novice chef called to ask if the plastic netting and label should be removed before roasting the turkey. He was told, yes, and then given full cooking instructions.
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A trucker, who planned to cook his Thanksgiving turkey on the engine of his truck as he drove home, called to ask, “will it cook faster if I drive faster?”
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Well everyone, guess that is it for todays edition. I hope you all have a great day today, and for those of you celebrating Thanksgiving tomorrow, Happy Thanksgiving!
Steve (for Muffin).😊😻
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Steve`s Country 
Glad I’m not having Thanksgiving dinner at any of those households
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I will second that one Sheree!😂😹
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🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂
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Now that’s a lot of chuckles! You saved my feet Rossana!😂😹❄️❄️☕☕
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The jokes were funny, but I wanted to make sure nothing happened to you! 😅😂
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Thanks Rossana! It worked too, Muffin was satisfied that I had done a good job!😀😹❄️❄️☕☕
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Have a great Thanxgiving, Steve… even if you do live in Canada and celebrate it in the wrong month!😂
Love and prayers for you and all you hold dear, even for Muffin.🙂
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Thanks CA! Hehe! Well, at least the weather is a bit nicer in October. It would be terrible having Thanksgiving this time of year, we would normally be right into winter and all of it’s bad traveling conditions.
Have a blessed Thanksgiving and wonderful time with family tomorrow!😊😺❄️❄️☕☕
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Ahahahaha! Luckily there’s a turkey help line 😂😂😂 I guess your feet are safe 😹😼😸
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Glad you enjoyed those funnies Ribana!😂😹 Yes, Muffin was satisfied that I did a good job.😼 Have a great Friday!😊😻
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Those are very funny and Muffin should be proud.
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Thanks so much Herb! Muffin was indeed satisfied that I had done a good job!😊😂😹
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Oh my ! What we can hear sometimes. At least the chihuahua wasn’t cooked in the turkey… I laugh, shaking my head to sone of them. You’ve done good Steve.
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Thank you very much! You helped keep my feet in good shape!😂😹☕☕🎄
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😉
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