Steve`s Country
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Muffin’s Daily Fun! #141
Hi, hi! It me, Muffin,😺 I back again! Happy, happy Monday to all my favorite readers this morning! It so good to be back with you again. Oh, oh, I got exciting news too! My human bought me new purple fuzzy ball to play with! I love the purple ones the best and I played with it nearly all Sunday afternoon.😹 He say it hard to find the purple ones and my last purple one got lost long time ago. So I happy I got another one!😻 Okay, now we get going with funnies for you…
On rainy days, my wife thinks it’s pathetic when I stare through the window. It would be less pathetic if she just let me in.
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Me: My tire’s making a whistling sound.
Mechanic: Sounds like a flat.
Me: More like an F sharp.
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I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail. But you can’t end a sentence with a proposition.
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I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager asked, “Do you mind waiting a bit?”
I replied, “Not at all.”
“Good,” he said, “Take these plates to table nine.”
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You know you’ve grown up when a nap no longer feels like a punishment but a reward.
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I have decided that I need to read more. So I have permanently turned on the TV subtitles.
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Dear Santa, Before I try to explain myself, how much do you already know?
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New Gift Ideas:
~ The Duncan Yo — Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties.
~ Cuisin-Art — Turns mommy’s food processor into a spinning paint tool.
~ Doggie Dentist — Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.
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Well, that all for today everyone, have very nice Monday day!
Muffin. 😽
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Steve`s Country 
Hi dear Muffin and thank you for the giggles 😹😉 Enjoy your new purple fuzzy ball and have a lovely week 😻
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Hi to favorite human in all Singapore!😺 Me happy you get giggles to start week.😹 Purple fuzzy ball just wear me right out. Hope you have nicest week too!😻🎄
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Great selection Muffin
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Me thanking you human Sheree! Have very nice day!😺
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You too
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Thank you!😺
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Thank you for the 😹 laugh muffin 🥰🥰
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Oh, me happy you get laughs from funnies today human Simon! Have nice day to you!😻😽
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Tq Muffin 🥰
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Love the English teache one Muffin. It made my wife groan 🤣😎🙃
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Oh, that good,😺 but I thought she already grown. Humans so hard to understand sometimes.😹 I must find foot to bite.😼
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😂
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Oh, so happy you get chuckles again today!😹 Have nicest day!😺
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“Do you mind waiting a bit?” Was hissterical!
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Hehe! So glad you liked that one human Herb!😹
Yes, I laughed out loud when I first read that one!😂😀
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I agree, Muffin, naps are great. They are total rewards.
Thanks for sharing! 😺❄️
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Me happy you like that one human Katherine! Have nicest day to you!😻
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Thanks Muffin 😺🧁
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😺Say meow to Fifi for me!😽
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🤣🤣 So many laughs with those funnies. You’re back in strength Muffin. Now try not to lose your new purple toy. 😉
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Oh, me so glad you are liking the funnies today!😹😹 That purple toy keep losing itself, every day my human need to look for it!🙀🙄
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