For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi, hi! It me, Muffin,πΊ I back again! Happy, happy Monday to all my favorite readers this morning! It so good to be back with you again. Oh, oh, I got exciting news too! My human bought me new purple fuzzy ball to play with! I love the purple ones the best and I played with it nearly all Sunday afternoon.πΉ He say it hard to find the purple ones and my last purple one got lost long time ago. So I happy I got another one!π» Okay, now we get going with funnies for you…
On rainy days, my wife thinks it’s pathetic when I stare through the window. It would be less pathetic if she just let me in.
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Me: My tire’s making a whistling sound.
Mechanic: Sounds like a flat.
Me: More like an F sharp.
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I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail. But you can’t end a sentence with a proposition.
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I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager asked, “Do you mind waiting a bit?”
I replied, “Not at all.”
“Good,” he said, “Take these plates to table nine.”
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You know you’ve grown up when a nap no longer feels like a punishment but a reward.
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I have decided that I need to read more. So I have permanently turned on the TV subtitles.
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Dear Santa, Before I try to explain myself, how much do you already know?
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New Gift Ideas:
~ The Duncan Yo — Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties.
~ Cuisin-Art — Turns mommy’s food processor into a spinning paint tool.
~ Doggie Dentist — Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.
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Well, that all for today everyone, have very nice Monday day!
Muffin. π½
Β©2023 Muffin McLeod.
Hi dear Muffin and thank you for the giggles πΉπ Enjoy your new purple fuzzy ball and have a lovely week π»
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Hi to favorite human in all Singapore!πΊ Me happy you get giggles to start week.πΉ Purple fuzzy ball just wear me right out. Hope you have nicest week too!π»π
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Great selection Muffin
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Me thanking you human Sheree! Have very nice day!πΊ
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You too
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Thank you!πΊ
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Thank you for the πΉ laugh muffin π₯°π₯°
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Oh, me happy you get laughs from funnies today human Simon! Have nice day to you!π»π½
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Tq Muffin π₯°
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Love the English teache one Muffin. It made my wife groan π€£ππ
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Oh, that good,πΊ but I thought she already grown. Humans so hard to understand sometimes.πΉ I must find foot to bite.πΌ
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Oh, so happy you get chuckles again today!πΉ Have nicest day!πΊ
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“Do you mind waiting a bit?” Was hissterical!
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Hehe! So glad you liked that one human Herb!πΉ
Yes, I laughed out loud when I first read that one!ππ
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I agree, Muffin, naps are great. They are total rewards.
Thanks for sharing! πΊβοΈ
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Me happy you like that one human Katherine! Have nicest day to you!π»
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Thanks Muffin πΊπ§
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πΊSay meow to Fifi for me!π½
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π€£π€£ So many laughs with those funnies. You’re back in strength Muffin. Now try not to lose your new purple toy. π
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Oh, me so glad you are liking the funnies today!πΉπΉ That purple toy keep losing itself, every day my human need to look for it!ππ
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