Muffin’s Fun! #3

Hi everyone! I back again, just a little bit late. My human say it his fault. Me agree. He out all morning, almost, so he not get typing done. So we have discussion. He always lose discussion. But he keep trying anyway. Then he lose funnies for today. That not nice, so have another discussion. He lose again. Both feet sore now. Oh well. Here is fun funnies for today…

You know it’s going to be a BAD DAY when…

> You jump out of bed in the morning and your foot lands on something that goes ‘squish’. (it has happened to me😂)

> Your four-year-old greets you with the news that its almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.

> The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

> Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

> Your doctor tells you that you’re allergic to chocolate.

> Your boss tells you not to bother removing your coat.

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It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I’m a friendly, nice person.

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That all for today everyone! Me hope you all have very nicest day, remember to laugh so you not have so much stress! 

Muffin. 

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