Steve`s Country
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Muffin’s Fun! #7
Hi to everyone out there!😺 I back again with some fun funnies to end your week so you can laugh through the weekend. Maybe. Or not. My human say this is better time to put out funnies. I ask why. He say because he awake now. Then he laugh. Then he use up last of bandages on his legs. Then I laugh. Maybe next week we go back to usual time again. Bites speak louder than meows.😹 Oh well. Here is today’s fun funnies…
A customer in a department store is offered a discounted suit by a salesperson. “But the arms and legs don’t match,” he says. “One arm and one leg is shorter than the other.”
“That’s why it’s such a bargain,” the salesperson replies. “But don’t worry, if you just raise your left shoulder, bend your left knee and walk like this, no one will notice.”
“Well…okay.”
The man then buys the suit; after putting in on in the changing room, he raises his left shoulder, bends his left knee, then proceeds to limp out of the store. As he walks down the street, two ladies notice him.
“Good Heavens,” the first lady says. “That poor man looks like he’s in a lot of pain!”
“Yes,” the second lady says. “But his suit certainly fits well.”
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It takes 2 years to learn to speak and 60 to learn to keep quiet.
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She: When we get married, I want to share all your worries and troubles, and lighten your burden.
He: It’s very kind of you, darling. But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
She: Well, we aren’t married yet.
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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin.
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Well, that all for today everyone, I back on Monday! Have very nicest weekend to all of you!
Muffin.😻
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Me happy you get some chuckles today!😹 Have nice weekend time!😺🐈
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Have a great weekend you two too
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Thanks Sheree! For Muffin and me!😊😺
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🤣🤣🤣
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Me so happy that you get some chuckles today!😹 Hope you have nice weekend time!😺🐈
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A lady went up to the salesclerk at the store and said, “I’d like to try on that dress in the window.” To which she replied, “I’m sorry ma’am, you’ll have to use the dressing room like everyone else.”
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Hey, that’s good!😹😹😂😂
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You two are too funny 😂 same as these funnies 😂😉😹
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Me thanking you nicest human Ribana! We like to have fun together and share! Have very nice weekend time!😻😹❄️☕☕
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Muffin, your stable of funnies is ready to purr. Thank you for reminding me that at 67, I’m still learning how to tame my thoughts.
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Hehehe!😹😹 My human still working on it too! Me thanking you!😺🐈
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