Muffin’s Fun! #17

Hi, hi everyone! I back again, just day late this week. Me say sorry not here yesterday to start week with laughs and smiles. My human not feel well yesterday, so not do any something. But I here now and have funnies to share with you once again. It such nice and sunny day today, so nice to see sun shining again. Not see sun like this for a while. I like to lie in sun and get so nice and toasty warm. Lots of sunny sunshine places in this apartment, I can follow sun around all day. Anyway, here is fun funnies for today…

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What Kids Say: 

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?

“Just see if the man picks up the check. That’s how you can tell if he’s in love.”
Bobby, 9

“Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold…Other people care more about the food.”
Bart, 9

“Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up.”
Sarah, 9

“See if the man has lipstick on his face.”
Sandra, 7

“It’s love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it’s just like how their hearts are–on fire.”
Christine, 9

WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY “I LOVE YOU”

“The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.”
Michelle, 9

“Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat.”
Dick, 7

TITLES OF THE LOVE BALLADS YOU CAN SING TO YOUR BELOVED

“‘How Do I Love Thee When You’re Always Picking Your Nose?'”
Arnold, 10

“You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.”
Larry, 8

“‘I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'”
Eddie, 6

“I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don’t Bother Me When I’m with My Friends.”
Bob, 9

“Hey, Baby, I Don’t like Girls but I’m Willing to Forget You Are One!”
Will, 7

“Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo on My Mind.”
Sharon, 9

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Here’s to love – the only fire for which there is no insurance.

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That all for today everyone, hope you enjoy! Have nice week to all of you! 

Muffin. 

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