Muffin’s Fun! #22

Hi to everyone!😺 Happy Friday to you as well! Not sure why human people get so excited about Friday. It not beginning day of week and it not last day of week, it not even middle day of week. So, why it so special? My human said that it not last day of week but it still is last day of week. He try similar thing when telling me about first day of week. He find out that doing this with last day of week too is not good idea. It not nice trying to make fun of Muffin. He now lying down on bed because back of legs so sore. What he expect? Last day of week not last day of week. It enough to make me go MEOW!!😾 Anyway, here is funny for today…

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THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN TEXAS

~ A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

~ There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas.

~ There are 10,000 types of spiders.  All 10,000 of them live in Texas.

~ ‘Jaw-P?’ means, ‘Did y’all go to the bathroom?

~ There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper.

~ “Backwards and forwards” means “I know everything about you.”

~ The word ‘jeet’ is actually a phrase meaning, ‘Did you eat?’

~ You measure distance in minutes.

~ You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

~ You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco, and Ketchup.

~ You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.

~ If it grows, it’ll stick ya.  If it crawls, it’ll bite cha.

~ Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you’re two.

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Try resistance training…refuse to go to the gym.

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That all for today everyone, hope your Friday is fun! I come back Monday with more fun for you! Have nicest weekend!

Muffin.😽

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