Muffin’s Fun! #23

Hi everyone!😺 Muffin here! I back again to start your Monday with fun and funnies! Okay, I late today, feeling kinda lazy right now, too much winter and nothing to look at outside. Kinda boring around here, except for noises in hallway that are scary. People talk and knock on doors all the time. Is one bit of excitement today. Seems water pipes that just got fixed sprung a leak and make big flood on main floor. People not too happy down there. Probably they pull hair, jump up and down and go splish splash in water puddles. My human would do that. But he get a little crazy when things go wrong. hehehe!😹 Here is funny for today…

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The school was having trouble with Little Johnny and decided to have him tested by a psychologist.

The first question he was asked was, “If I have ten apples and take away five apples, what is the difference?”

After a brief pause Little Johnny answered, “That’s just what I say, ‘What’s the difference?'”.

When asked whether a pair of trousers were singular or plural, he replied, “Well, they are singular at the top and plural at the bottom.”

Finally the psychologist decided to test his spelling and asked him, “How do you spell Banana?”

After careful consideration he replied, “B A N A N A N A N A N A N A-”

The psychologist interrupted him and said, “Johnny that’s quite enough,” to which he replied, “I know how to spell it, I just don’t know when to stop.”

The psychologist then wrote on his report: “If you are not having problems with Little Johnny it would not be normal.”

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To measure the quality of puns, you must use a sighsmograph.

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You know you’re a bad driver when Siri says, “In 400 feet, stop and let me out.”

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Sometimes I shock myself with the stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

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Well, that all for today, hope you all enjoy funnies and have great day!

Muffin. 😻

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