Muffin’s Fun! #27

Hi to everyone out there in blog land!😺 I not know where that is, but it seem to be big place anyway. It always so nice to see all of you whenever I here! You really make my day with all of your nice comments, even when at times I am late with funnies. You know, sometimes I think my human like to get bites on legs and feet. On Monday my funnies post was late. We have “discussion” about it. He get bite marks on legs and run around apartment chasing me. But did he learn? Nope. Today we late again. We have another “discussion” about it. He get more bite marks on feet. He chase me around apartment again…until he run into wall. He very strange sometimes. He should know that walls not move. They also very hard. Sigh. But he still fun anyway, me like the chasing!😹 Here is funnies for today, have fun…

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Sometimes I shock myself with the stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

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It was my wife’s birthday and she rang me to see what time I would be home.

“Can’t talk,” I said, “I’m driving.”

“Where are you?” she asked.

For some reason she wasn’t happy when I said the 7th tee.

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Sign: Frog Parking Only. All others will be toad.

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“Look, Charlie,” the coach said, “you know the principles of good
sportsmanship. You know the Little League doesn’t allow temper tantrums,
shouting at the umpire, or abusive language.”

“Yes sir, I understand.”

“Good, Charlie. Now, would you please explain that to your father?”

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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the
“no-bell” prize.

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An accountant, an engineer and a statistician were interviewing for a job. Each of them were asked the same question at the conclusion of the interview: what is 4 x 5?

The engineer replied 20.000 with a 100% certainty factor.

The statistician answered that the sample size was too small to make any reliable conclusions.

The accountant looked around, leaned over the desk, and in a whisper asked, “what do you want it to be?”

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Well, that all for today. Hey, we need to have some groaners too! hehehe!😹 Have nice day to everyone out there!

Muffin. 😻

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