Muffin’s Fun! #29

Happy Monday morning to everyone out there in blogging land!😺 I hope you all have nice weekend time and are ready to begin new week at work time! Me work every day trying to teach my human what to do, how to listen, when to feed me, when to scritch me, when to rub me and how to rub me cause sometimes he rub me wrong way and he find out that not good idea and then we have ‘discussion’ time again and he never like to have those cause he use too many bandages when that happen and he not like that plus he not like all the pain that go with that too and sometimes he try to pull away and that just make scratches go deeper and then he yell louder which is very embarrassing and, oops,🙀 almost forgot, time for funnies…😹

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I hate it when I think I’m buying ORGANIC vegetables, but when I get home they’re REGULAR donuts.

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I don’t want to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise, though.

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A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dressed up, set the lights, and put the cat put out.

Their Uber arrives, and as the couple opened the front door, the cat zips back in between their legs and disappears up the stairs.  They don’t want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the car while the husband goes upstairs to find the cat and put it out.

The wife, worried abut some recent break-ins in their neighborhood and not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explains to the Uber driver “He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.”

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab apologetically, “Sorry I took so long” he says, “Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger and grab her by the scruff of the neck to get her to come out! Then she slipped away and ran into the closet, but I quickly trapped her in the corner and got a good hold on her.”

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Wrinkles mean you laughed; grey hair means you care; scars mean you lived; a large rear end means you love tacos.

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That it for today everyone, thanks for reading today! Have very nice Monday time!

Muffin. 😽

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