Muffin’s Fun! #33

Hi ho everyone! Here I am, back with more fun funnies for funny fun time! Well, we wait all day yesterday for worker people to show up and they not show up. We waste whole day sleeping waiting for them to come and they not come. Oh, wait, that was good part of day, lots of sleep. Maybe today they come and do work. Or maybe not. If not then I bite my human on back of leg. That always give him lots of exercise running around apartment. hehehe! What he would do without me? Probably turn into chair potato. Oh well. Here is fun funnies for today…

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A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game.

He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the game.

The rookie slammed his glove on the ground as he yelled, “That jerk took me out when I had a no-hitter going!”

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The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on the carpet/rug are directly correlated to the newness and cost of that carpet/rug.

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A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.”

The next day the collections manager received a phone call, “Please cancel the order. We can’t wait that long.”

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Sorry I acted crazy. It will happen again.

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That is it for today everyone, I hope you all have very nicest day!

Muffin.

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