Muffin’s Fun! #34

Hey, hey everyone!😺 I back again with more fun funnies for Friday! My human up real early this morning and go wash clothes again. He say that laundry room real busy today, even one person there ahead of him. That person must have been up super early, like 3:30am since clothes already in dryer when my human get there. Human people are very strange sometimes. I always thought human people want to sleep at night, but guess I wrong. My human say another man also there early, he start at 3:00am. And people going out for walks at 4am too!🙀 And it so cold out there again this morning!🙀 Why they want to go walking so early in morning? Very strange indeed. Well, here is funnies for today…

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I’ve started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.

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A career military man, who had retired as a corporal, was telling the younger men how he handled officers during his years of service.

“It didn’t matter a hoot if he was a Major General, an Admiral, or the Commander-in-Chief.  I always told those guys exactly where to get off.”

“Wow, you musta been something,” the admiring young soldiers remarked.  “What was your job in the service?”

“Elevator operator in the Pentagon.”

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A man phones a lawyer and asks, “How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?”

The lawyer replies, “A thousand dollars.”

“A thousand dollars!” exclaims the man. “That’s very expensive, isn’t it?”

“It certainly is,” says the lawyer. “Now, what’s your third question?”

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If you want to save face, just keep the lower part shut.

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I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn, because I was taking too long to place my order.

“Take the high road,” I thought to myself.  So when I got to the first window,  I paid for her order along with my own.

The cashier must have told her what I’d done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed “Thank you,” obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness.

When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food, too.

Lesson: Don’t honk your horn at old people.

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I’ve changed my mind a dozen times. It seems to work better now.

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That all for today everyone, I hope you all have a very nice weekend time!

Muffin.😽

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