Muffin’s Fun! #38

PLEASE NOTE: Muffin’s Fun post is meant to be for humor and is not meant to be taken seriously. Thanks.

Hi, hi to all my human readers!😺 Meow, meow to all my cat readers!🐈 Weekend is over and it now Monday once more time so happy beginning of week and happy day after beginning of week, depending where you live. And if my human even try to explain this again he going to have lots of red spots on both feets. Anyway, we get started with funny funnies now…

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Today more and more cities have red light cameras, to take photos of cars running red lights.

In one particular city, a man received a ticket in the mail along with a picture of himself in a car, running the red light. The fine was $700.

So the man, thinking that this just wasn’t right, got two $100 bills, took a picture of them, and sent in the picture to the police.

One week later he received a picture of a pair of handcuffs. He promptly sent the money that day.

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The brain is amazing. It begins from the time we are born, and works 24 hours a day 365 days a year right up to the time you get up to speak in public.

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Nobody’s a complete idiot. There are always some parts missing.

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A school superintendent, speaking at a city-wide PTA luncheon, assured members that he was always happy to hear from them about problems. He told them, “You can call me day or night, at this number . . .”

Suddenly there was a cry from the assistant superintendent. “Hey,” he exclaimed, “that’s MY number!”

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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

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Therapy is expensive. Popping that bubble wrap stuff is cheap. You choose.

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I went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of Computer Hacking Investigator.

The boss asked me, “So, what makes you suitable for this job?”

“Well,” I replied, “I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!”

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Even Popeye didn’t eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.

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First man: I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller.

Second man: I thought they just hired a new teller last week.

First man: Right. That’s the one they’re looking for.

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Smile. Keep everyone confused.

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That all for today everyone, I hope you have very nicest day!

Muffin.😽

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