Muffin’s Fun! #42

PLEASE NOTE: Muffin’s Fun post is meant for humor purposes only and is not intended to be taken seriously. Thank you.

Hi, hi everyone!😺 It middle of week now so it time for more fun funnies for you to enjoy. Thank you for all nice comments you leave for me too. I glad you all like my funnies. My human and me work together to find these funnies to share. He look for them, I sleep. Sometimes I need to bite foot so he keep mind on work. hehehe.😹 We make good team, that for sure. It nice sunny day, so maybe I can sleep in sunshine again. That best place to sleep, in sunshine spot. Everyone need to have sunshine spot for napping. So nice. Anyway, here is funnies for you…

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THE 9 LAWS OF LIFE

1. When ones hands are covered in oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch.

2. Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened.

3. When things seem easy to do, it’s because you haven’t followed all the instructions.

4. The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and it’s exactly 3.14 times higher, hence the importance of pi.

5. The probability that one will spill food on one’s clothes is directly proportional to its need to be clean.

6. Each and every body sitting on a commode will cause the doorbell to ring.

7. Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of ones hairdo.

8. After discarding something not used for years, you will need it one week later.

9. Arriving for an appointment will cause the receptionist to be absent, and if one arrives late, everyone else else arrived before you.

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So many people these days are judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

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A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home.

“So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?”

“It’s pretty nice,” she replied. “Except they won’t let me pass gas.”

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The proper response to “Good morning” is not “Prove it!”

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Well, that all for today everyone, hope you like them. Have wonderful Wednesday!

Muffin.😽

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