Muffin’s Fun! #43

PLEASE NOTE: Muffin’s Fun post is meant to be for humor purposes only and is not to be taken seriously. Thank you.

Hey, hey everyone!😺 I back again with another fun funnies post for end of week! Well, not really end of week, still one more day to go, then it end of week. That mean tomorrow. Except in some places where weeks all mixed up and end when they should be starting and start when they should be starting day before they start. Humans just too hard to figure out. Cat people make it so easy, we just have days, no weeks, no starting, no ending, just days for sleeping and nights for keeping our humans awake. Work out real good and easy to remember.😹 Oh well. Here is funny fun funnies for Friday!

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BEST OUT OF OFFICE MESSAGES

~ I am currently at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get
the position.

~ You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

~ I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me
until I return from vacation on April 4th. Please be patient and your mail
will be deleted in the order it was received.

~ Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the
first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

~ The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable
to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

~ Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You
are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.

~ I’ve run away to join a different circus.

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A woman was driving down the street and got stopped by a police officer.

“May I see your driver’s license?” he said.

She looked at him with disgust.

“What’s the matter with you guys? I wish you’d make up your minds. You took my license from me yesterday.”

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12 AM doesn’t feel like the middle of the night anymore, but 3 AM does.

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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

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Saying “Have a nice day” sounds friendly. But saying “Enjoy your next 24 hours” sounds threatening.

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In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

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That all for today, hope you all have a great weekend time!

Muffin. 😽

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