Muffin’s Fun! #44

PLEASE NOTE: Muffin’s Fun post is meant to be for humor purposes only and should not be taken seriously. Thank you.

Hi, hi to all my human readers! Meow to all my cat readers! Monday here again so it time for more fun time to have time for fun! I like Monday, it fun day. My human go shopping and I sleep. Today I try to nap when my human home, which hard to do sometimes, and he sneeze! Super whooper loud sneeze! Actually it two sneezes like that. Make me jump and almost lose all my fur! Whew, what a way to wake up. Anyway, here is funnies for today…

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HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF CRAZY  IN THE WORKPLACE

1. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice)

2. Ask people to call you “Captain.”

3. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.

4. Put a chair facing the printer, sit there all day, and tell people you’re waiting for your document.

5. Arrive at a meeting late, say you’re sorry, but you didn’t have time for lunch, and you’re going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat five entire raw potatoes.

6 Insist that your e-mail address be: zena_goddess_of_fire@c…”

7. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

8. Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it “IN.”

9. Send email messages saying “free pizza, free donuts in the lunchroom.” When people complain that there was none, lean back, pat your stomach, and say, “Oh, you’ve got to be faster than that.”

10. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

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Mom: “Eat your breakfast.”

Son: “Why?”

Mom: “You want to grow up to be super smart, don’t you?”

Son: “No. I want to grow up to be like daddy.”

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Not sure if I’m bad at sleeping or really really really really really really
really really really good at thinking.

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That all for today everyone, have very nice Monday to you!

Muffin.

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