Muffin’s Fun! #53

PLEASE NOTE: Muffin’s Fun post is for humor purposes only and is not meant to be taken seriously. Thanks.

Meow,meow everyone!😺🌞 I hope you having good day today on this day which is Wednesday! I so sorry for missing on Monday, my human even more sorry and also more sore too! But we did get lots exercises on Monday because of this missing post. Amazing how fast he can run sometimes, he did real good until he slide into closet door. I thought maybe he going to break something he hit so hard. But door okay.😹 That was close one though. So, here is funnies for today…

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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters scream to start their day.

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At breakfast one day, a young wife eagerly waited for her husband to comment on her first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls.

After several minutes with no reaction, she asked, “If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?”

Without looking up from his paper her husband replied, “About 10 years.”

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You know you’re getting old when you have to use a shopping cart at the pharmacy.

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MORE CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS

~ Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

~ Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church secretary.

~ The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.

~ The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s “Hamlet” in the church basement on Friday at 7 pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

~ Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.

~ Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on “It’s a Terrible Experience.”

~ The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister’s daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

~ In the church bulletin during the minister’s illness: GOD IS GOOD!

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Who IS Pete? And why do we keep doing things for his sake?

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Well, that all for today everyone, I hope you all have meowvelous day!

Muffin. 😽

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