Muffin’s Fun! #55

Hi, hi to everyone today!😺 It Monday and I like Monday because Monday is funday around here! First, my human go shopping so it nice and quiet for napping. Second, my human bring back lots food! He buy some for himself too. Third, he tired after shopping so it easier to chase him around apartment and bite back of legs. Fourth, he remember that he forget to buy bandages again so he wrap legs with toilet paper so blood not get on carpet. Fifth, I get to laugh lots at pure white legs (that before he put toilet paper around legs)!😹 Monday is so much fun, it really is. Now here is funnies for you to enjoy…

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YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN WHEN…

~ The “road hog” in front of you on Main Street is a farmer’s combine.

~ The local phone book has only one yellow page. (I wonder what is phone book?)

~ Third Street is on the edge of town. (perhaps book to put phone on?)

~ You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the cafe, and when you go back the next day, it’s still there, on the same chair.

~ You don’t signal turns because everyone knows where you’re going anyway.

~ No social events can be scheduled when the school gym floor is being varnished.

~ You call a wrong number and are supplied with the correct one.

~ Everyone knows all the news before it’s published; residents read the hometown paper just to see whether the publisher got it right.

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I put my grandma on speed dial. I called that Instagram.

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A NEW AESOP’S FABLE

Mr. Rabbit was walking down the road when he spotted a crow at the tip top of a very tall tree. He shouted, “Good morning, Mr. Crow.”

Mr. Crow shouted back down, “Good morning, Mr. Rabbit.”

Mr. Rabbit shouted up, “Whata ya doin’ today?” and the answer shouted back down was, “Absolutely nothin’ Mr. Rabbit! Absolutely nothin’ and loving it.”

Well, that sounded pretty good to Mr. Rabbit. So he shouted back up, “Do you think I could do that too?”

Mr. Crow shouted back down, “I don’t see why not!”

Well, Mr. Rabbit lay down on the side of the road and began doing absolutely nothing.

In 30 minutes a fox came along and ate him.

The moral of the story: You can get away with doing absolutely nothing, but only if you’re really high up.

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Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.

Son: Thanks, Dad.

Dad: No problem, Quarantine.

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Sleeping late is considered lazy, but waking up early and taking an afternoon nap is fine.

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That all for today everyone! I hope you have nice Monday time!

Muffin.😽

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