Muffin’s Fun! #57

Posted on May 17, 2024 by

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Hi, hi, hi!😺 And a big Meow to all of you too! It nicer day today than the day was yesterday which means it not raining today. But still cloudy. Supposed to get warmer though. That part good. It need to get warmer so it get back to normal instead of being colder than normal. My human say they have air conditioning working in hallway now. Why for they need that? It still too cold for making it cold. He say it really cold in hall this morning when he go do laundry. And it cold in evelater, whatever that is. It strange little room that go up and down anyway. I not think I would like that. Oh well, here is funnies for today…

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WHAT AN ENGINEER SAYS (AND WHAT IT MEANS)

A number of different approaches are being tried. (We are still grasping at straws.)

We’re working on a fresh approach to the problem. (We just hired three kids fresh out of college.)

Major technological breakthrough. (It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.)

Customer satisfaction upon delivery is assured. (We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.)

Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive. (The crazy thing blew up when we threw the switch.)

Test results were extremely gratifying. (We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.)

The entire concept will have to be abandoned. (The only person who understood the thing quit.)

It is in process. (It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.)

We’ll look into it. (Forget it! We have enough problems for now.)

Give us the benefit of your thoughts. (We’ll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn’t interfere with what we’ve already done.)

Give us your interpretation. (I can’t wait to hear this!)

Low maintenance. (Impossible to fix if broken.)

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Sorry I acted crazy. It will happen again.

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Today I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him.

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Don’t annoy pediatricians. They have little patients.

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Your secret’s safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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BRAIN TWISTER, CAN YOU FIGURE IT OUT?

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

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That all for today, I look forward to seeing answer to last one! Have very nice weekend to all of you!

Muffin.😽

©2024 Muffin McLeod.

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19 Comments on “Muffin’s Fun! #57”

  4. Hi Muffin! To begin with, your picture made me LOL! 😂 That look is priceless! All the jokes were funny, but my favorite is: We’re working on a fresh approach to the problem. (We just hired three kids fresh out of college.) Ain’t that the truth! I’m sorry to say, I didn’t figure out the problem. But thanks for the laughs! Tell Steve Hi! 😺

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    • Hehehe!😹😹 Me glad you like picture, my human always want me to pose for him. Answer to problem, after 3 years, maybe really dead lions! Have very nicest day to you!😺

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  6. I hope NASA wasn’t enlightened by these engineering reflections. Yet again, they’ve experienced a few dark moments. As for the murderer, he should take the hungry lions. After three years without any food, they have likely expired.

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