Muffin’s Fun! #59

Hi to everyone!😺 Whew, it been such busy morning here today. First, I get up. Then I eat. Then I wake up my human by jumping on him. That best way to do it, specially when he lying on back. Then I can jump on spongy part. He call it his stomach. Anyway, it bounce good. Then he get up and take very long time doing stuff. So I have nap waiting for him. Then he have breakfast and feed me breakfast too. He take long time eating and I want to play. So, I walk across bare feet with my claws out. He jump around making odd noises. Then we run around apartment house. So much fun!😹 Anyway, here is funnies…

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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display.

“Well, I have good news and bad news,” the owner responded. “The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings.”

“That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?”

“The gentleman was your doctor.”

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In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

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At the airport check-in counter I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both she and her husband.

The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them for sitting together.

“Sweetie,” the woman replied, “I’ve just spent 10 days of quality time in a compact rental car with this man. I KNOW what I’m requesting!”

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A teacher’s worst nightmare…tying a wet shoelace when it hasn’t been raining.

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That all for today everyone. I hope you all have a very nicest day!

Muffin. 😽

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