Muffin’s Fun! #68

Hi, hi to everyone!😺 And a big meow to all my cat readers too!😻 Today is laundry day for my human and he leave when I still sleeping. I up late playing and he went to bed early. But he still awake after I finish playing. Then he make decision to wake up super early so he go do laundry. I still sleeping and not know he leave until after he leave. That not nice. When he come back and bend down to pet me I bite hand. Now he know it not good idea to leave home without telling me first. My human not learn too quick. I tell him this before, but he still do it. Oh well, maybe one day he learn.😼 Here is funnies for today…

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It’s not a cat it’s…

a small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.

a wildlife control expert impersonator.

an un-programmable animal.

a four footed allergen.

a hair relocation expert.

a treat-seeking missile.

a lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer.

Yay cats!! 😹😻

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An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.

The little old lady was so upset that she went up to the man and said, “I was going to park there!”

The man said, “That’s what you can do when you’re young and quick.”

This really upset the lady even more, so she got in her car and backed it up and then she stomped on the gas and plowed right into his Mercedes.

The young man ran back to his car and asked, “What did you do that for?”

The little old lady smiled and told him, “That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!”

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Sleeping when you’re not supposed to is a lot easier than sleeping when you are.

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The Real Meaning of Hotel Descriptions…

Old world charm > No bath

No extra fees > No extras

Nominal fee > Outrageous charge

Standard > Sub-standard

Deluxe > Standard

Superior > One free shower cap

Cozy > Small

All the amenities > Two free shower caps

Plush > Top and bottom sheets

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There was the person who sent ten puns to friends with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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That all for today everyone! I hope you all have very nicest weekend time!

Muffin. 😽

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