Muffin’s Fun! #77

Hi, hi to everyone!😺 I back again with another “fabulously fantastic fun funnies for Friday funny time”! Try say that one 10 times really fast! The line between the little thingies ” “. My human try it, but he fail. Not can do it even twice. But he have trouble with speaking English. I tell him maybe he should try different language. He just roll eyes. Never knew that rolling eyes is language. Oh well. Here is funnies, including more riddles for your weekend time!

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No one should live by the early bird policy until learning whether they classify as a bird or a worm.

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When people say, “It’s always in the last place you look.” Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

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FUN RIDDLES Part 2

11. A taxi driver was called to take a group of passengers to the train station. The station is normally an hour away, but with traffic being extra heavy, it took a full hour and a half. On the return trip the traffic was still as heavy and yet it took only 90 minutes. Why?

12. How could you rearrange the letters in the words “new door” to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.

13. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin’s egg. Why not?

14. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?

15. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

16. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the “International Home Show”. One of them was the father of the other’s son. How could this be possible?

17. After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow’s sister?

Answers at bottom of post.

Keep going down.

Have to go more down yet.

Maybe just little bit more.

Okay, guess this is enough.😹

So, here are answers…

11. An hour and a half IS 90 minutes.
12. “one word”
13. Penguins live in the Antarctic.
14. Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.
15. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.
16. They were husband and wife.
17. He can’t because he’s dead.

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Well, that all for today, hope you all have very nicest weekend time!

Muffin.😽

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