Steve`s Country
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Muffin’s Fun! #83
Hi ho everyone and a big Meow too!😺 I hope you having really meowvelous day! Me and my human were on balcony early this morning and he was taking pictures. He want pictures of me too but I keep running out of the way so he only get my tail! hehehe!😹 I good at escaping pictures. It make my human jump up and down, bang head on wall and groan. It so much fun to watch him and then listen to his human purring😻 (which he call groaning, very strange). Oh well, it very nice morning, have nice play time too. So, here are funnies for today…
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A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River.
“That’s impossible,” said the tourist. “No one could throw a coin that far!”
“You have to remember,” answered the guide. “A dollar went a lot farther in those days.”
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The other day I yelled into a colander and I strained my voice.
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DAFFYNITIONS:
Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.
Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty: How golfers create divots.
Paradox: two physicians.
Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.
Polarize: what penguins see with.
Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief: what trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress.
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I have many hidden talents. I just wish I could remember where I hid them.
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I have had a horribly busy day converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.
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Okay, that all for today, I back again on Friday, have nice middle of week day!
Muffin. 😽
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Steve`s Country 
I think it’s so nice of your human to try and purr like you🤗😻 He’s so sweet!! You should ask him how many lumps he wants with his tea…😂😂 Be sure to trip him that exact amount…😹😹😂😂
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But I not think he have any teas, he not play golf. Golf silly game anyway, hitting ball all the time just to putt it into hole in ground. Why not just carry ball over and drop into hole in ground. Easier and faster. Watch golf putt me to sleepy land.😹😹
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me also!! a lot of walking just to put a little ball in a gopher hole! how are you today pretty kitty?
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Me tired today, only get 9 hours of sleep last night. So I sleep all morning, now time for afternoon nap. You can talk with my human instead. He awake, I think, hard to tell with him sometimes. I think he sleep with eyes open sometimes. hehehe!😹😹 I go sleep now, good night.😺
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Happy Nappy hehehe
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Snnnnooooorrrrrrreeeeee!!!!!
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We have a nice, sunny and almost hot day today. It’s 72 right now and might go as high as 77!
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Time to put away the winter parka.. ❄️🎿⛷️☃️hehehe😂 (sorry I had to eat lunch quickly so I was slow in my reply. Busy day with work)
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Hey, I did that a week ago! I figured you were having a busy day, so I left. Have to leave again now and get some sleep, heading out of town tomorrow morning for some photography fun, I hope. Should be back around noon. Will let you know when I’m around.🙃🥸
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Great ones Muffin
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Me so happy you like them human Sheree!😹😺
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That sounds good! I’ll be looking for you.
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Ha ha ha that was so much fun 😹😹😂😂😂LOL
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Me so very happy you like funnies human Simon!😹😹😻
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That must have been quite a photo day today…
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I was out about 2 hours longer than planned and was so tired when I got home. Bush walking is a lot more strenuous than sidewalk walking! At least I was better prepared than my first time out in early June. I could barely walk after that one! I got some good photos though🙃📷 but missed an absolutely beautiful dragonfly! Sigh.😒📷
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When did you get a bush, and why do you need to walk it?🤔 You Canucks are a strange bunch…🤭🤭🤭
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Anyone with a name like Canuck has got to be a strange one. Is that some kind of duck? Must be something found in MN or something. You don’t have bushes down there? Great exercise walking in em fer sure!
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When will the photos be published?
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Sorry I left, had a phone call, then I fell asleep again. 5 hours of sleep a night is just not enough for this guy. Years ago I could do it, but not now. Likely some will show up in tomorrow’s Saturday Stories. All through the week next week, maybe do one post just to show some of the photos. Found a new mushroom too, new to me anyway. Cool little one covered with pyramids!🍄📷😊
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Sweet 😊 😋
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Actually hit 85 today, not bad, now they’re calling for thunderstorms tonight. Sigh.
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What’s a little rain 🌧 🤔 it should cool off nicely then! It was like a sauna down here today. You walk outside and start sweating 😓
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They have now issued a severe thunderstorm warning with golf ball size hail and strong wind, plus they just added a tornado warning for us as well. There has been some amazing lightning and thunder that started about 10 minutes ago but it looks like the main storm is staying south of us, which is okay.🎆 Muffin is hiding in the hall and won’t come out for anything.🙀😬 Well, I have to call it a night, I was up at 3:30 this morning. Sigh. I be back on the morrow.🙃
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Nighty night 🌙 😴 ✨️ 🛌 🛏
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Oh but a few nice pictures of you with the flowers, like the one above, would be so great Muffin 😊.
In the meantime, nice collection of funnies ! I especially like the one about the dollar.
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I like to hide when camera comes out! Maybe I be nice one day and let him take more pictures of me.😹😺
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