Muffin’s Fun! #84

Hi, hi to everyone!😺 And a big meow too! It cloudy, windy and cooler today, that mean it probably the same outside too. My human out yesterday for long time taking pictures. He come home and all he want to do is lie down and have nap! Not when he away all morning he not going to nap. He going to play with me. He going to scritch me. He going to feed me. He not going to nap! So, we have fun playing first, then scritch time, then snack time. Oh, it great afternoon, my human so nice!😹 Then I have nap time.😻 Here is funnies for Friday for you…

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In dire need of a beauty makeover, I went to my salon with a fashion magazine photo of a gorgeous, young, lustrous-haired model.

I showed the stylist the trendy new cut I wanted and settled into the chair as he began humming a catchy tune and got to work on my thin, graying hair.

I was delighted by his cheerful attitude until I recognized the melody.

It was the theme from “Mission: Impossible.”

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I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

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I hate people who can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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A young couple moves into a new neighborhood.

The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside.

“That laundry is not very clean,” she said. “She doesn’t know how to wash correctly.  Perhaps she needs better laundry soap.” Her husband looked on, but remained silent.

Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the young woman would make the same comments.

About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband: “Look, she has learned how to wash correctly.  I wonder who taught her this?”

The husband said, “I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows.”

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A professor gathered the papers after a test and found a $100 bill attached to one of them with a note saying: “A dollar per point.”
When the professor returned the graded tests, the student got $64 change.

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I’m bored. I think I’ll go to the mall, find a parking spot, and sit in my car with the reverse lights on.

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A man giving a long-winded speech finally says: “I’m sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home.”

A voice from the crowd says: “There’s a calendar behind you.”

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That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly turns you into a karate master.

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That is all for funnies for Friday for you! Hope you have nicest weekend time!

Muffin. 😽

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