Muffin’s Fun! #88

Hi, hi to everyone!😺 It Monday again and that mean it the first and second day of the week. I still think that people who make calendars should go back to school. Calendars just not make sense at all. Now today is holiday day too, but not everywhere. How that makes sense? It says on calendar that today is holiday, but my human say it only holiday in some places, not all places. I just look at him and blink eyes. Then I go and tear up calendar into tiny shreds of paper. That part fun. So guess calendars not all bad. hehehe!😹 Here is funnies for today…

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Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.

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A lawyer phoned the governor’s mansion shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the governor — it’s an emergency!” exclaimed the lawyer.

After some cajoling, the governor’s assistant agreed to wake him up.

“So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?” grumbled the governor.

“Judge Pierson just died, and I want to take his place,” begged the attorney.

“Well, it’s okay with me if it’s okay with the funeral home.”

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“Mugging” is when somebody steals your coffee.

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A person calls a pet store: “Send me thirty-thousand cockroaches, at once.”
Astonished clerk: “What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand cockroaches?”
Caller: “I’m moving out today, and my lease says I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition I found them.”

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A retired couple are sitting together at home, getting cuddly; he takes off his glasses & moves closer.

She: “Sweetie, without your glasses, you still look like that handsome young man I married.”

He: “Well, Honey, without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!”

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Some people are like blisters. They don’t show up until the work is done.

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Well, that all for today folks, I hoping you have very nicest day!

Muffin. 😻

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