For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi to all my readers and everyone else too!π» My human says we trying new schedule this week. I say he just forget so that why we a day late both times this week. He say that same difference. I just look at him and go blinkety blink with my eyes. How can be same and different together? Not make any sense to me. He say that human language so different and same can be same and different at same time when different. Now my eyes rolling around in circles and I getting dizzy. So I bite back of leg real hard and he jump and yell. I ask if he like when I bite foot. He say that was leg, not foot. I say, same difference.πΉπΉ Here are fun funnies for today…
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I taught my kids about democracy tonight. I had them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order.
I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.
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My wife and I were planning a vacation down to sunny South Florida from Atlanta. We were going to visit her parents and they really wanted to see their grandchildren, Chris (4 yrs old) and Becky (2 yrs old).
We had been telling the kids, that we soon would be “going to Miami to see grandma and grandad.” We explained that it would take two days to drive there and that we would stop at different neat places along the way. They were really excited.
A couple of days before we were to leave, Chris came up to me and asked me, “How many more days before we go to Your Ami?” I just died laughing.
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My company is better at making sun-screen than our competitors, but I don’t like to rub it in!
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Doctor: You need to listen to your body more often.
My body: You’re old and you want chocolate.
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One of the Smith Brothers, who invented Wild Cherry Cough Drops and Throat Lozenges, died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral.
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That all for today everyone, have nice day!
Muffin. π½
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Good selection today
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Thank you human Sheree!πΉ Have nice Friday!π»ππ
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You too Muffin
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