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Muffin’s Friday Fun! #107
Hi, hi to everyone!😻 Happy Friday to everyone too! It nice and sunny again today so I be able to sleep in sunshine again. I love that, it makes for perfect kind of day. We were out of balcony room early this morning while my human get things ready to repot his plants out there to bring inside for winter. Not sure why he want to do that, seems like lot of work to me. Oh well, he do strange things sometimes.😹 Anyway, here is funnies for Friday…
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The doctor was giving the new mother instructions on the care of her first baby.
“Actually, it’s quite simple.” he said. “Just keep one end full and the other end dry and clean.”
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I hate when people accuse me of lolly gagging when I’m quite clearly dilly dallying.
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Boss: You got your hair cut on company time?!
Susie: It grew on company time.
Boss: Not all that hair!
Susie: I didn’t get it all cut.
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I know a rancher who lets his cows roam anywhere they wish. He lets the chips fall where they may.
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Customer: “How much is a movie ticket?”
Ticket Seller: “Fifteen dollars.”
Customer: “How much for children’s tickets?”
Ticket Seller: “Still fifteen dollars.”
Customer: “Really? Airlines charge much less for kids!”
Ticket Seller: “Fine, put your kids on a plane somewhere and come to the movie yourself. You’ll enjoy it a lot more that way.”
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If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
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“I’ve created a new computer that is almost human.”
“You mean that it can think, feel and reason just like a human would?”
“No, but when it makes a mistake it blames it on another computer.”
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Just bought a head of lettuce. Should I throw it away now or in 2 weeks like I usually do.
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That all for today everyone, I hope you all have very nicest weekend time!
Muffin. 😽
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Me thanking you so much human Sheree!😹 Hope you enjoy nicest weekend time!😺🌞
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You’re A SILLY DILLY!!😉😂😂
Great funnies today!😁
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Me thanking you human Dusty!😹😺
Hey Dusty, how’s it going? Enjoying all this great weather?🤔😊🌞
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Yes, indeed, I am! How are you? Been chasing any mices? 🐁 🪤 😋 They should be looking for a warm place to winter soon.
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Still fighting to get my health back on track again, hopefully by the end of the year. Nice thing about these apartment buildings is that mice are not a problem.😊
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Is it your stomach or back? I thought you were on a better diet for your stomach.
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Neither one this time, although my back is worse than normal which is odd considering the weather is so good. There are a couple of things right now that have never been a problem for me before. It could be a combination of all the pills I take that is causing this one problem so my doctor is trying to sort that out since I need the medication. It is making it very hard to sleep more than 4 or 5 hours. The other is kind of an odd problem.
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I am truly sad to hear that. I hope they can sort it quickly for you.
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Thanks Dusty. I’m hoping it will all get back to normal over the next few months. Well, better go have a nap, then maybe repot some plants. Talk again.
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Alright, here’s wishing you a restful nap. I’ll do my best to check in later. 😀
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Are you feeling better?
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Hopefully I will be around tomorrow. I finally slept well last night, almost 9 hours!
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Hey Dusty! How are you this fine day!?🤔🌞☔
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I’m good! This just came thru, so I answered as soon as I saw it.
How are you today? Still warm up that way?
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Starting to cool down, tomorrow’s high will only be around 60 maybe, today might hit 70. Nights will be in the upper 30s to low 40s.
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Ooooo…..brrrr……🥶🥶 I’m glad I’m leaving here Thursday morning then! I want to be long gone before that cold air sinks south!!🏃➡️🏃➡️🏃➡️🏃➡️
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What? Leaving already?? You’ll miss that beautiful color and cool, crisp days of fall, those first snow flakes, that first snowstorm. It’s going to be a very cold and snowy winter this year. Likely a long one too!🙄🙀🥶
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already??😨 Why it was 45 degrees here this morning!! A person coukd freeze to death in those kinds of temps!!😂
I’m looking forward to those warm balmy 90 degree days laying on the white sandy beach soaking up all of that warm sunshine 🌞 ☀️ 😁
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Wow, that was the same temperature we had this morning!! However it is a balmy 55 now! But it’s cloudy and very windy, so it feels a touch cooler.
You’ll get tired of those warm temps after a year or two. And you’ll dream of those long cold winters in MN.😂😂
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I know that misery loves company, but not fear… I’ve got 50 plus years living in the cold winters, it’s going to take at 20 years just to get the toes thawed out!😂😂
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That I can understand! Can’t remember, are you driving down this time? Are you taking much with you? Stuff like furniture, bedding, dishes.🤔
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Nope, ✈️ just bringing clothes.
Everything else is already there from spring when I left.
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That’s good! Pack light, travel heavy. I still haven’t seen your new place yet. You have to send me some pictures!😀📷
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Will do! I’ll snap a few tomorrow
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Did you have a good trip? Did you get some good pictures? Are you close to hurricane country down there?🤔🙀😧
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