Muffin’s Monday Fun! #117

Hi, hi everyone! Meow to my furry friends too! Happy Monday also! It nice day today, lots sunshiny spots to nap in for me and that makes for perfect kind of day! My human still look for shirt to buy at store today. He not learn easy. He look and look and finally find one his size. Only one there at store. But he only want one so he jump for joy and put it in cart. At checkout he find out it not have price tag thingy on it. He bang head on checkout counter. That bring woman over to see what is problem. She can help. He happy. It not work so he bang head on counter again. She try again, work now so he happy again. He have more problems, but I stop so I not embarrass him. Here is funnies for today…

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My counselor says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. Ha! We’ll see about that!

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A customer called his car-rental company and said he needed a tow. The driver named the highway where he was stranded — but he didn’t know the make of the car he was driving.

The representative asked for a more detailed description beyond “a blue four-door.”

After a pause, the driver replied: “It’s the one on fire.”

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SIGNS FOUND IN KITCHENS

~ A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.

~ If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.

~ A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

~ Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

~ A clean kitchen is a sign of a misspent life.

~ Help keep the kitchen clean – eat out.

~ Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

~ My next house will have no kitchen — just vending machines.

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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

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That all for today, have nice Monday day!

Muffin.

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