Muffin’s Fun! #122

Hi to everyone out there somewhere wherever you are!😻 My human show me on thing called “map” where all my readers live. Me always think that world is bigger than that. How we live on something so small? And world is flat like pancake. Always think that world is round like ball. But map not round like ball, it flat, and very thin. Might be easy to break and we all go floating away into space. Then my human show me something else which he saw is world too, but this time it round like ball. How world can be round like ball and flat at same time? Very confusing. My human say it simple even kitten can understand. That is when we have discussion. My human lose.😹 Here is funnies for Friday.

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These are actual comments left on Forest Service registration comment cards by backpackers:

“A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.”

“Escalators would help on steep uphill sections.”

“Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.”

“Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.”

“Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.”

“Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.”

“Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.”

“Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter.”

“The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.”

“Need more signs to keep area pristine.”

“A McDonald’s would be nice at the trail head.”

“Too many rocks in the mountains.”

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Three men were at a coffee shop discussing coincidences.

The first man said, “My wife was reading a ‘Tale of Two Cities’ and she gave birth to twins!”

“That’s funny,” the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘The Three Musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets!”

The third man shouted, “OH NO, I have to rush home!”

When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, “When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves!!!”

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The finest shoes are made of smooth leather. My opinion will never be suede.

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“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.

“He’s a magician, Ma’am” said Johnny.

“How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?”

“He saws people in half.”

“Wow! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?”

“One half brother and two half sisters.”

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The fact that Arkansas and Kansas are pronounced differently bothers me way more than it should.

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Well, that all for today everyone! I hope you all have a nicest weekend time!

Muffin.😽

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