Muffin’s Fun! #127

Hi, hi to everyone out there in blogging land and other places too!😻 I back again. My human seem to get a bit mixed up when I supposed to start my fun funnies post again. Just because I away for 2 weeks he get all mixed up. And it his idea for me to come back on Monday. Is it Monday? No, it not Monday. It Tuesday. I tell him, Monday not start with letter T, it start with letter M, like in Muffin, and in Me cute. NO T! I think he get message. Now he have nice M scratched into leg. I like it. He not like it so much. Very strange. Oh well, here is funnies for yesterday today…

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Top 10 Things To Say About A Holiday Gift You Don’t Like.

10. Hey! There’s a gift.

9. Well, well, well… (try hard to smile nicely while saying this).

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes, that would’ve fit.

7. Perfect for wearing in the basement.

6. Wow, I hope this never catches fire!

5. If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious!

4. I love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.

2. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

1. I really don’t deserve this.

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Judging by my December budget, I’ll only be giving hugs for Christmas.

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Christmas is a holiday during which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.

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Employer: “We need someone responsible for this job.”

Applicant: “Sir your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something
went wrong, everybody said I was responsible.”

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That all for today everyone, have very nice week!

Muffin.😽🎄

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