Muffin’s Fun Time! #2

Hi, hi everyone!😻 It me, Muffin, and I back with more fun funnies to make you giggle, chuckle and maybe laugh out loud! Maybe a groan now and then too, that still fun. Oooooh, it a real cold one again this morning, temperature go way down to -38F (-39C) again this morning, but sun is sort of shining mostly except for earlier this morning when it was cloudy. I like sunshine, it great for napping, so nice and warm. But my patch of sunshine keep moving around. I tell my human to stop it from moving. He say he can’t stop it. I look at him with half closed eyes. He start to sweat and say it not his fault. It so much fun to make him sweat like that! hehehehe!😹 Here are fun funnies for you.

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If you’re only as old as you feel, how am I still alive at 150?

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I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.

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A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday.

“I’d love to be six again,” she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear–everything there was! Wow!

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to McDonald’s they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie with hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola, and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

He leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”

One eye opened. “You idiot, I meant my dress size!”

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If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

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They had been up in the attic together doing some cleaning. The kids uncovered an old manual typewriter and asked her, “Hey Mom…what’s this?”

“Oh…that’s an old typewriter,” she answered, thinking that would satisfy their curiosity.

“Well what does it do?” they asked.

“I’ll show you,” she said and returned with a blank piece of paper. She rolled the paper into the typewriter and began striking the keys, leaving black letters of print on the page.

“WOW!” they exclaimed, “that’s really cool…but how does it work like that? Where do you plug it in?”

“There is no plug,” she answered. “It doesn’t need a plug.”

“Then where do you put the batteries?” they persisted.

“It doesn’t need batteries either.” she continued.

“Wow! This is so cool!” they exclaimed. “Someone should have invented this a long time ago!”

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If you don’t like my driving, don’t call anyone. Just take another road. That’s why the highway department made so many of them.

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That all for today everyone, have great and sunshiny week!

Muffin. 😽

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