Muffin’s Fun Time! #8

Hi, hi everyone!😻 It Monday again and you know what that mean! You don’t? Oh. Wait, I be right back. There, now I feel better again. I suddenly not feel happy, so went to relieve stress. I feel better, but my human have sore feet again! hehehe!😹 Oh well, Monday supposed to be like that so not want to spoil it for my human by giving him nice day. He go shopping this morning, buy me lots of food. Got some for him too. Nothing funny happen to him again. I ask him what wrong, that 3 times in row that nothing happen to him. He say he like it that way. So I go get thermometer and check temperature. He must be sick or something. He just roll eyes and say nothing wrong, he just more careful now. That no fun. So I tell him to be less careful at store so something funny happen. Oh well, here is funnies for today.

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SOME MORE MURPHY’S TECHNOLOGY LAWS

~ Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

~ All’s well that ends.

~ New systems generate new problems.

~ The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed state.

~ The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.

~ After all is said and done, a lot more is said than done.

~ Work smarder and not harder and be careful of yor speling.

~ If it’s not in the computer, it doesn’t exist.

~ Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.

~ Any attempt to print Murphy’s laws will jam the printer.

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One year, Little Johnny’s family was having the “extended family” 4th of July cookout at their home. One of the special treats that year was the lighting of the fireworks (Roman candles, bottle rockets, missile batteries, etc.) they had bought out of state (they’re illegal in their state, of course!)

Just before they were to arrive, a cousin calls, saying their neighbor’s plans had just fallen through, and could they bring them along to the picnic – they even had extra food to bring…”Sure, the more the merrier!”

Upon arrival and meeting of their cousin’s neighbor, it is discovered that he’s a police officer. The father turns as innocently as he can to Johnny and whispers to him to grab the paper bag of fireworks sitting in the kitchen and hide them somewhere quickly. Johnny disappears, and the father changes the topic to food for the day. This family had brought some chicken to grill, so the father tells them the gas grill is all set to use out back – just turn on the gas and push the ignition button with the lid still closed.

They head out to the back as Johnny comes back in through the front door. The father hurries to him and says “Whew, that was close!  That man’s a police officer, and he almost saw the fireworks. Did you hide them real well?”

“Oh, yeah, nobody will ever think to look in the grill!”

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An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam.  He picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk, and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”

Pencils flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled; some students wrote over 30 pages.

One student finished in less than a minute. He earned an A for his two word answer: “What chair?”

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Old age comes at a bad time. You finally know everything just in time to forget it.

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That all for today everyone! Have nice week!

Muffin.😽

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