Muffin’s Fun Time! #9

Hi everyone and Meow to you as well! It nice and sunny day here again. Not this morning though, cloudy this morning so I miss napping in my sunshine spots. No afternoon sunshine spots anymore. My human say it because we move. I say not want to move again. He say we moving all the time. He right about that, we move lots, but not want to move again. He say we moving all the time anyway, can’t stop it, Earth always moving. So I bite leg. Now he not talking about moving again.😹🙄

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MORE CHOCOLATE FUNNIES

~ Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

~ Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.

~ A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place.  Now, isn’t that handy?

~ If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can’t let that happen, can you?

~ REMEMBER: “Stressed” spelled backward is “desserts.”

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THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
“Just wait until your father gets home.”

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE:
“What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you…Don’t talk back to me!”

My Mother taught me LOGIC:
“Because I said so, that’s why.”
&
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:
“If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.”

My Mother taught me HUMOR:
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

My Mother taught me about GENETICS:
“You’re just like your father.”

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:
“Do you think you were born in a barn?”

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:
“When you get to be my age, you will understand.”

My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you’ll see what it’s like.”

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That it for today everyone! Have nice week to you!

Muffin.😽

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